Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
#61
A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!”
The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?”
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#62
What do you call an evil procrastinator?
Darth Later!
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#63
Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers?
The Darth Mall!
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#64

Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?
He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.
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#65
What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper?
Charmin to the last.
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#66
Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
Because they always end up in a TIE.
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#67
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he’s always making new friends.
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#68

Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
He’s a little short.
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#69
What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?
Miso soup.
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#70
Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
The ship might crack up.
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#71
What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star?
A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.
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#72

Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under 3 years old?
He’s a choking hazard!
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#73
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow.
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#74
What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
Leia Organic.
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#75
Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
At the Darth Maul.
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#76

What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?
Pal-poutine.
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#77
Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?
Jar-Jars.
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#78
How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
With a woo-kiee.
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#79
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe-Wan Kenobi.
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#80

Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing it's buttons.
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