Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
#41
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie?
He played the Force.
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#42
Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”
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#43
What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Admiral Snackbar.
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#44

What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A sith-kebab.
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#45
What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO.
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#46
Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
He always choked.
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#47
What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett.
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#48

Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?
They have to bleep out all his words.
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#49
Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?
No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.
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#50
How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
Since the Sith Grade.
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#51
Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
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#52

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?
Never sell me the cods!
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#53
What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
Han Duet.
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#54
What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
May the floss be with you.
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#55
What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?
“What is thy bidding, my master?”
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#56

What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?
The Umpire.
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#57
What's a Rebel's favorite TV talent show?
X-Wing Factor.
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#58
What do you need to reroute droids?
R2-Detour.
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#59
What do you call Kenobi triplets?
Obi-Three.
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#60

What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?
Day go baaa.
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