Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
#81
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
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#82
How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?
He kept altering the deal.
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#83
Why do doctors make the best Jedi?
Because a Jedi must have patience.
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#84

Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
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#85
What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?
Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.
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#86
Who is short, green and plays the cello?
Yo-Yo Da.
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#87
Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
He’s so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “That’s no moon.”
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#88

What was General Grievous’ favorite band?
Weezer.
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#89
I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars.
I couldn’t see the green screen.
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#90
What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show?
Game of Clones.
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#91
Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida?
Orlando Calrissian.
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#92

What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?
A millennium falcon!
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#93
What kind of tea do bounty hunters drink?
Boba.
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#94
Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
At the second-hand store.
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#95
What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school?
An ABC-Wing.
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#96

Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet?
They’re both full of star destroyers.
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#97
What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
Time to get a new chronometer.
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#98
How did they get between floors on the Death Star?
In the ele-Vader.
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#99
Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th...
Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!
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#100

What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan?
Bubba Fett.
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