Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes and Star Wars memes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
#21
Because Yoda was in charge of the jokes.
Why was the punchline in the title?
Why was the punchline in the title?
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#22
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
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#23
How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
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#24
What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
The.
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#25
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-Yoda.
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#26
What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
The outside.
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#27
Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
Wookieeleaks.
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#28
What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?
Crashdo.
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#29
What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
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#30
I went to a sale at the Maul.
Everything was half off.
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#31
What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?
“Order 66!”
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#32
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
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#33
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
He felt his presents!
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#34
What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?
A Sar-chasm.
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#35
What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?
A Hand Solo.
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#36
I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.
I have a Boba fettish.
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#37
Why couldn’t Luke find love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
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#38
What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
"Use the forks, Luke."
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#39
What did Yoda ride as a kid?
A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.
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#40
Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina.
It’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.
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