No matter one’s heritage, everyone loves a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Whether you’re looking forward to St. Patty’s Day to get your hands on Krispy Creme’s Luck O’ the Rainbow Doughnut, McDonald’s Oreo Shamrock McFlurry, or the most excellent selection of Irish beers, the day is essentially about having fun while sporting an all-green outfit and donning a shamrock derby hat (a must). However, before buying your green screen suit, there’s one more thing you must equip yourself with, and that is funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes!
Although St. Patty’s day has come to be known to be more adult-oriented (primarily for its vast consumption of alcoholic drinks), it’s still a much-beloved holiday among kids. There are usually many fun activities planned for kids, such as decorating cookies, joining a parade, or going on a St. Patty’s Day scavenger hunt. So, whether you celebrate with your family or friends, St. Patrick’s Day jokes will crack up revelers of any age. Hence, we invite you to embrace your inner leprechaun this year and be a little silly. How? By cracking a ton of hilarious St. Patrick’s Day jokes that will have you and your fellow leprechauns Dublin over with laughter! Also, whether you are looking for St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids or grownups, we’ve got you clovered.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most hilarious St. Patty’s Day jokes, including leprechaun jokes, puns about Guinness, shamrocks, rainbows, Ireland, and all things green! Any St. Patrick’s Day joke made you collapse into gales of laughter? Give it an upvote! Also, do you know of any more jokes about St. Patty’s Day? If so, share them in the comments!
#61
What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
St. O’Claus.
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#62
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
"Game clover."
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#63
What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
A streprechaun.
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#64
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
Top O’ the moaning to ya.
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#65

What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?
The St. Patrick’s Day parade.
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#66
Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
They like to "go" first-class.
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#67
Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers?
They prefer left-clovers.
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#68
What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
A lepre-coin.
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#69
What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?
Wee-cyclers.
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#70

Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
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#71
What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?
He was the short-order cook.
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#72
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot.
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#73
Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?
Because they have green thumbs.
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#74
What would St. Patrick order to drink at a Chinese restaurant?
Green tea.
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#75

Why are leprechauns hard to get along with?
They are short-tempered.
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#76
"Knock, knock."
"Who’s there?"
"Saint."
"Saint who?"
"Saint no time for questions, open the door!"
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#77
What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?
A potty gold.
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#78
What did the leprechaun tell his neighbor on March 17?
"Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day."
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#79
Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?
Because they’re green.
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#80

How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
By holding a lepreconcert.
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