No matter one’s heritage, everyone loves a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Whether you’re looking forward to St. Patty’s Day to get your hands on Krispy Creme’s Luck O’ the Rainbow Doughnut, McDonald’s Oreo Shamrock McFlurry, or the most excellent selection of Irish beers, the day is essentially about having fun while sporting an all-green outfit and donning a shamrock derby hat (a must). However, before buying your green screen suit, there’s one more thing you must equip yourself with, and that is funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes!
Although St. Patty’s day has come to be known to be more adult-oriented (primarily for its vast consumption of alcoholic drinks), it’s still a much-beloved holiday among kids. There are usually many fun activities planned for kids, such as decorating cookies, joining a parade, or going on a St. Patty’s Day scavenger hunt. So, whether you celebrate with your family or friends, St. Patrick’s Day jokes will crack up revelers of any age. Hence, we invite you to embrace your inner leprechaun this year and be a little silly. How? By cracking a ton of hilarious St. Patrick’s Day jokes that will have you and your fellow leprechauns Dublin over with laughter! Also, whether you are looking for St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids or grownups, we’ve got you clovered.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most hilarious St. Patty’s Day jokes, including leprechaun jokes, puns about Guinness, shamrocks, rainbows, Ireland, and all things green! Any St. Patrick’s Day joke made you collapse into gales of laughter? Give it an upvote! Also, do you know of any more jokes about St. Patty’s Day? If so, share them in the comments!
#81
Why do leprechauns make great secretaries?
They’re good at shorthand.
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#82
Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party?
An Irish Setter.
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#83
What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?
He gets wet.
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#84
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A little man having a hopping good time.
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#85
"Knock, knock."
"Who’s there?"
"Potto."
"Potto who?"
"Potto gold."
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#86
"Knock, knock."
"Who’s there?"
"Cora."
"Cora who?"
"Coran beef and cabbage."
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#87

What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
That you have too much time on your hands.
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#88
What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day?
"You’re very clover!"
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#89
What are the best shoes to wear on St. Patrick's Day?
Lepre-converse.
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#90
What do you call a great photo on St. Patrick's Day?
Pitcher-perfect.
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#91
What do you call an Irishman with a case of chickenpox?
A lepper-chaun!
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#92
Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?
Because you don’t want to press your luck.
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#93

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O’Shay.
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