No matter one’s heritage, everyone loves a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Whether you’re looking forward to St. Patty’s Day to get your hands on Krispy Creme’s Luck O’ the Rainbow Doughnut, McDonald’s Oreo Shamrock McFlurry, or the most excellent selection of Irish beers, the day is essentially about having fun while sporting an all-green outfit and donning a shamrock derby hat (a must). However, before buying your green screen suit, there’s one more thing you must equip yourself with, and that is funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes!
Although St. Patty’s day has come to be known to be more adult-oriented (primarily for its vast consumption of alcoholic drinks), it’s still a much-beloved holiday among kids. There are usually many fun activities planned for kids, such as decorating cookies, joining a parade, or going on a St. Patty’s Day scavenger hunt. So, whether you celebrate with your family or friends, St. Patrick’s Day jokes will crack up revelers of any age. Hence, we invite you to embrace your inner leprechaun this year and be a little silly. How? By cracking a ton of hilarious St. Patrick’s Day jokes that will have you and your fellow leprechauns Dublin over with laughter! Also, whether you are looking for St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids or grownups, we’ve got you clovered.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most hilarious St. Patty’s Day jokes, including leprechaun jokes, puns about Guinness, shamrocks, rainbows, Ireland, and all things green! Any St. Patrick’s Day joke made you collapse into gales of laughter? Give it an upvote! Also, do you know of any more jokes about St. Patty’s Day? If so, share them in the comments!
#41
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
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#42
Why can't Irish golfers ever end a game?
They refuse to leave the green.
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#43
What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?
A pot of coal.
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#44
What do you call a bad Irish dance?
A jig mistake.
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#45

What should you say to someone running a St. Patty’s Day marathon?
"Irish you luck."
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#46
Who is St. Patrick’s favorite superhero?
The Green Lantern.
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#47
What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day?
Short ribs.
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#48
What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?
"I only have eyes for you."
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#49
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side.
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#50

What is a nuahcerpel?
Leprechaun spelled backward.
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#51
"Knock, knock."
"Who’s there?"
"Irish."
"Irish I could find a four-leaf clover."
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#52
What’s the perfect St. Patty’s Day breakfast?
Green eggs and ham.
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#53
What’s an Irish baby’s favorite song?
Patty Cake.
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#54
What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain.
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#55

Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?
Because he already had a pot of gold.
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#56
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
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#57
What do you call a nomad with a lucky charm?
A four-leave rover.
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#58
What's the difference between wisdom and luck?
One is clever. The other is clover.
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#59
You know you overdid it on St. Patrick's Day when you think you're kissing the Blarney Stone and then it kisses back.
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#60

Why did the leprechaun go outside?
To sit on his paddy-o.
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