No matter one’s heritage, everyone loves a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Whether you’re looking forward to St. Patty’s Day to get your hands on Krispy Creme’s Luck O’ the Rainbow Doughnut, McDonald’s Oreo Shamrock McFlurry, or the most excellent selection of Irish beers, the day is essentially about having fun while sporting an all-green outfit and donning a shamrock derby hat (a must). However, before buying your green screen suit, there’s one more thing you must equip yourself with, and that is funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes!
Although St. Patty’s day has come to be known to be more adult-oriented (primarily for its vast consumption of alcoholic drinks), it’s still a much-beloved holiday among kids. There are usually many fun activities planned for kids, such as decorating cookies, joining a parade, or going on a St. Patty’s Day scavenger hunt. So, whether you celebrate with your family or friends, St. Patrick’s Day jokes will crack up revelers of any age. Hence, we invite you to embrace your inner leprechaun this year and be a little silly. How? By cracking a ton of hilarious St. Patrick’s Day jokes that will have you and your fellow leprechauns Dublin over with laughter! Also, whether you are looking for St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids or grownups, we’ve got you clovered.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most hilarious St. Patty’s Day jokes, including leprechaun jokes, puns about Guinness, shamrocks, rainbows, Ireland, and all things green! Any St. Patrick’s Day joke made you collapse into gales of laughter? Give it an upvote! Also, do you know of any more jokes about St. Patty’s Day? If so, share them in the comments!
#21
What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
"You too?"
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#22
Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
In a little league.
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#23
What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?
A Shamrock shake.
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#24
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
"Look clover there."
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#25

What do you call a leprechaun prank?
A saint pat-trick.
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#26
What's small, lucky, and green all over?
A leprechaun who recycles.
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#27
Jameson on St. Patrick's Day?
It's worth a shot.
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#28
What type of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.
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#29
What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock ‘n’ roll.
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#30

What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
Boos.
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#31
When does a leprechaun cross the street?
When it turns green.
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#32
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
"Lucky Charms."
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#33
What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team?
Shortstop.
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#34
How does a leprechaun work out?
By pushing his luck.
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#35

What does a leprechaun call a man wearing green?
A green giant.
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#36
What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?
A lepre-condo.
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#37
Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
To keep from falling into the stew.
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#38
How did the leprechaun go to the moon?
In a sham-rocket.
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#39
How did the leprechaun win the race?
He took a shortcut.
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#40

How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms.
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