There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#161
What’s an astronaut’s favourite food?
Mooncake
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#162
How do you make astronauts angry?
Moon them
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#163
Why was the astronaut so happy to be in space?
He was having a magnetic field day
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#164
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park in it, man
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#165
Why did Sally go into space?
Because there was a lot Ride-ing on it
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#166
When was Jupiter discovered?
Many moons ago
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#167
What does God sleep on?
Saturn sheets
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#168
What’s it like in space?
Out of this world
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#169
We have to buy the moonlight, lunar or later.
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#170
Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
Because Mercury moved in
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#171
Yesterday I was talking to an alien from space… Turns out they eat radio-active materials, I ask it what its favorite meal was, It told me: fission chips.
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#172
Was it d-asteroid in the fire?
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#173
Have you heard about the experiments that NASA did with rockets which didn’t have engines?
The idea didn’t take off
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#174
Ever wondered what holds the moon up in the sky?
Moonbeams, of course!
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#175
If you have a close friend that you hang out with in a non romantic way, you can describe your relationship as Plutonic.
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#176
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room to stay at on the moon?
It was full
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#177
It's all sun and games
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#178
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
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#179
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter
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#180
Where can planets update their status?
Their Spacebook account
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