There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#181
What does the astronaut who’s watching his weight order at the bar?
A sateli-lite beet
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#182
I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.
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#183
You must be a planet and I must be a moon because I totally revolve around you.
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#184
Learning about space all day is exhausting, I need a launch break.
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#185
I went to a space aquarium once, It was otter this world.
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#186
What did the man say to the star?
You had me at halo
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#187
Where do rocket chips travel to?
The big dipper
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#188
What do you do when your space mail isn’t delivered?
Return to Sedna
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#189
What do you call headlights on a lunar rover?
Moonbeams
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#190
You can drop little shuttle hints into a conversation about space, especially if you are hungry and suggesting that it might be time for launch.
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#191
If you are looking for the best place to go shopping in space, just look for the nearest department star.
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#192
What’s E.T. short for?
He has little legs
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#193
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a space ship?
A U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho
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#194
What did the woman tell the cops?
He is my sun and I love him
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