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194 Of The Most Clever Space Puns
JokesNOV 10, 2021

194 Of The Most Clever Space Puns

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There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns. 
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends! 

#141

I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.
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#142

I would love to go to space, but the cost is astronomical!
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#143

I have hit the space bar 37 times in a row now, but I still remain on earth.
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#144

Being an astronaut is probably the only profession where you don’t lose your job after being fired.
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#145

Are you a meteor?
Because you rock my world
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#146

I thought about putting an observatory in my house, but the cost was astronomical.
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#147

I wanted to have a space-themed birthday party, but there was no one to planet.
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#148

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up, my mom says I have high hopes.
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#149

Not everyone can pull off wearing a spacesuit, but I’m going to rocket.
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#150

I’m addicted to space jokes, but someday I’ll over-comet.
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#151

The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
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#152

Why is life on Earth so expensive?
It includes a free trip around the sun every year
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#153

Why can’t you get cell reception in space?
It’s 0-G
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#154

Why was the star so similar to his dad?
Like father, like sun
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#155

Why is the sun so famous?
It’s a star
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#156

How does the sun keep his hair neat?
Eclipse it
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#157

Did you hear about the star that died?
Dead Sirius
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#158

What happened when the star got covered with a plasma aura?
It caught the Coronavirus
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#159

Who was the first rapper on the moon?
Lil Wane
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#160

What’s an astronaut’s favourite reality show?
The Amazing Space
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