There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#121
What breakfast food is the moon known for serving?
Crescents!
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#122
What is the first day of the week called?
Moon-day
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#123
Why can’t you tell anyone about space?
Because it’s too out of this world!
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#124
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
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#125
Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space?
They had a big launch
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#126
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
When it’s full
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#127
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.
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#128
What do aliens on the metric system say?
Take me to your liter
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#129
What did the alien say when he was out of room?
I’m all spaced out!
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#130
Why did the Americans win the space race?
Because the Soviets were Stalin
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#131
How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
A tractor beam
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#132
Who was the first deer in space?
Buck Rogers
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#133
What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
Time to get your booster shot!
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#134
What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A space sheep!
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#135
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter
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#136
Which is closer, Florida or the moon?
The moon. You can’t see Florida from here
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#137
Why do Saturn’s two moons swap orbit every four years?
To keep minty fresh
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#138
What do you call croissants in space?
Spacetries
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#139
I took a rocket science course last year. It was a blast.
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#140
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system — it has a nice ring to it.
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