There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#101
You’re always star-ring up trouble.
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#102
What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet?
A meat-eor!
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#103
Why was the star arrested?
It was a shooting star
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#104
What channel should you watch if you want to laugh?
The comet-y channel
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#105
Why did the star have a crush on the sun?
It was the center of his universe
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#106
Why did the alien go to Saturn?
To go ring shopping
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#107
What happened to the alien who stepped in gum?
She got stuck in Orbit
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#108
Why don’t aliens ever eat clowns?
They taste really funny
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#109
How do aliens get their babies to go to sleep?
They rocket
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#110
What’s an alien’s favorite day of the week?
Sun-day
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#111
How does an alien get a haircut?
Eclipse it
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#112
What did the alien say when he saw a gardener?
Take me to your weeder!
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#113
Why do aliens always spill their tea?
They have flying saucers
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#114
What type of music do aliens like most?
Nep-tunes!
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#115
What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy?
A martian-mallow!
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#116
Why did the alien like his spaceship so much?
It was out of this world!
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#117
What is a moon’s go-to pizza topping?
Moon-zerella cheese
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#118
A moon after my own heart!
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#119
Which is older: the moon or the sun?
The moon, because it can stay out all night
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#120
What insect can you expect to find on the moon?
A lunar tick
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