There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#81
Are you Mercury?
Because you’ll always be first to me
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#82
Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you
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#83
You must be the sun because you’re the center of my universe.
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#84
Want to go on a date in outer space?
No pressure
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#85
I just saw the brightest star ever
Really?
Yes! Sirius
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#86
How did the earth and the moon meet?
They gravitated towards each other
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#87
Who is an astronaut’s second favourite singer?
Bruno Mars
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#88
Did you hear about the astronaut who broke the law of gravity?
He received a suspended sentence
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#89
Why didn’t the child understand the concept of life on other planets?
It was an alien concept
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#90
How do aliens keep in touch?
On Spacebook
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#91
What did the Russians get when they lost the space race?
A constellation prize
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#92
What do aliens say when they fall in love?
You’ve abducted my heart
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#93
Did you hear what happened when Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon?
He didn’t understand the gravity of the situation
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#94
Why did everyone want to date his sun?
He was hot
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#95
Why do feline creatures love space so much?
Because of the cat-mosphere
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#96
How do you get clean in outer space?
You take a meteor shower
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#97
What do you say if you want to start a fight in space?
Comet me, bro!
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#98
Why couldn’t the star stay focused?
He kept spacing out
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#99
Which type of stars always wear glasses in space?
Movie stars
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#100
What do you win in a space talent competition?
A constellation prize
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