There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#61
Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project?
He had no comet-ment
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#62
Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet?
They read the reviews: one star
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#63
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius
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#64
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime
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#65
Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space
It was a cat astro fee
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#66
Despite space being a vacuum…
Mars is really dusty.
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#67
What do you call a lazy man in space?
A procrastonaut
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#68
How did the space teddy bear cross the road?
Ewoked
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#69
Why will space be a popular tourist spot?
The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless
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#70
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe
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#71
Who in the solar system has the loosest change?
The moon because it keeps changing quarters
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#72
What dance do all astronauts know?
The moonwalk
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#73
How did the alien break its phone?
He Saturn it
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#74
Jupiter has 64 moons. That’s why they have a bad werewolf problem.
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#75
Why are people always criticizing Orion’s belt?
It’s a big waist of space
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#76
What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter!
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#77
Why did Venus dump Mars?
She only wanted a pluto-nic relationship
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#78
Where do planets download their music from?
Nep-tunes
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#79
Which day of the week do aliens look forward to most of all?
Saturnday
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#80
Last night I sat outside to watch a satellite pass by, It went over my head.
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