There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#41
Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?
So she could see the Milky Way
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#42
What is an alien with three eyes called?
An aliiien!
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#43
What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read?
Love star-ries
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#44
What do aliens do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth
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#45
Why did the alien have a bad time at his birthday party?
It had no atmosphere
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#46
What’s the best board game to play with your family in space?
Moon-opoly!
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#47
Where did the moon get its degree?
The moon-iversity!
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#48
What do you do if your car doesn’t fit in a parking spot?
You moon-ouver it
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#49
What’s a meal on the moon called?
A satellite dish
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#50
Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night
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#51
How do you know when the moon is finished eating?
It looks full
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#52
Be there in one moon-ute!
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#53
How do you know when the moon is almost broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter
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#54
What does the moon put on her toast?
Space jam
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#55
What’s the moon’s favorite bagel?
Cinna-moon raisin
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#56
What did the Earth make fun of the moon for?
Having no life
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#57
I am throwing a party in space
Can you help me planet?
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#58
Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
Because she needed some space
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#59
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX
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#60
Why did the cow go into the spaceship?
It wanted to see the mooooooon
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