There’s no need to argue that Space is vast, and the knowledge that we have of it is just a glimpse. But, alas, no matter our measly understanding (or to fill in the gaps in our education), space puns are aplenty. And why would it be otherwise? It is in our human nature to try and explain things that we don’t comprehend in some sort of tangible and absorbable way. In other words, to get rid of the mysticism and explain the stuff that we just can’t even. And what’s the easiest way to give meaning to the aforementioned enigmatic happenings such as Space? Why, glad you asked because it’s making this stuff appear less intimidating by making it fun. And in this case, when the thing is as creepy and looming as Space - it’s creating a galore of the most hilarious puns.
Now, we all seem to agree on what exactly are puns, but to ask about an explanation to Space would be way too taxing for our writer-ly craniums. But boy, do these space puns try their hardest! From funny puns trying to give a simplified version of The Big Bang and helping us comprehend the vastness of the deal to clever puns made simply for haha’s, they are all here. And it’s all just a few scrolls down below!
So, employ your most daddiest jokes sense of humor, buckle up, and please kindly join us on the Bored Panda spaceship ready to lift off into the stratosphere of laughs. Give these space puns a shot, vote for the most noteworthy jokes, tell us which one of these smart puns did you like the most, and share it with your friends!
#21
What’s a lightyear?
It’s like a regular year… With fewer calories
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#22
Why did Neptune break up with Uranus?
They wanted a Plutonic relationship
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#23
Why did the universe go on a diet?
Because it kept expanding
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#24
Why did the first man on the moon lift weights?
To make his Armstrong
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#25
I have trouble with my astronaut friends, they never Apollo-gise.
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#26
What do starlets like to read before bed?
Comet books!
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#27
What is money called in space?
Star bucks
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#28
Why did the star decide to take a vacation?
It needed some space
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#29
What’s an alien’s pet called?
An extra furrestrial
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#30
Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?
He has a dark side
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#31
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
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#32
What should you do if you see a green alien?
Wait until it’s ripe!
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#33
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship?
He was taking asteroids
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#34
What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy?
Snailiens
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#35
I sent all your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
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#36
What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon?
He Apollo-gized
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#37
What do stars say when they apologize to one another?
I’m starry
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#38
Why did the star keep going to school?
So it could get brighter
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#39
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius
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#40
Why do you have to clean your house so much in space?
Stardust is everywhere
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