Being of somewhat abbreviated stature myself, I know firsthand the constant giggles and short people jokes that come with it.
Sure, I can’t reach the top shelf (ha-ha), and yes, I probably could fit in a shoebox, but those are exactly the kind of jokes about being short we’ve learned to embrace.
Because honestly, being short is a blessing in disguise. We can stretch our legs on flights, wear cheaper kid-sized clothes, and fit into places the tall folks only dream of. And if you ever doubted the humor potential, our collection of the funniest short person jokes proves otherwise.
Of course, we’ve also rounded up a few clever roasts from the tall camp; tall people problems are real, too!
And if you’re just here for a laugh, check out our adult jokes, dirty jokes, or explore the wild world of Ask Reddit’s funniest moments.
So scroll down and enjoy the best jokes about short people we could find, because height might be small, but humor sure isn’t.
#121
You're so short that you make Webster look like a giant.
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#122
What does a short pirate do with a toothpick?
They use it as a peg leg.
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#123
Coming down the stairs must feel like skydiving for you.
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#124
How do short people shoot a bow and arrow? With a rubber band and a toothpick.
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#125
I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself, how could someone stoop so low?
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#126 Can You Relate Or Are You Too Tall?
Your so short, you can play handball on the curb.
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#127
Look straight into my eyes. Hold in, let me get a step ladder.
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#128
What do you call a poor short person?
Short changed.
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#129
I saw a really short guy walking to catch a bus today. When he saw it coming down the road he broke into a jog. It was getting closer and he still wasn’t at the bus stop so started sprinting but it drove off before he got there. It was too little too late.
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#130
I saw a short-height nun today.
All I could think was, “Oh ye of little faith.”
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#131
“Jump in and I’ll take you home,” I said to my really short neighbor who was sat at the bus stop. “Get lost!” he said. I said, “Ok, suit yourself,” as I straightened up my rucksack and carried on with my walk.
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#132
What position does a short person play on a basketball team?
The ball.
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#133 Keep Scrolling, It Only Gets Better
How do short people go shopping for pants?
They buy shorts.
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#134
What 3 things does a short person need to take a bath?
Floaties, a snorkel, and a lifeguard.
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#135
Why did the short guy lose the race?
He was a little slow.
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#136
Diet soda is a regular soda for a short person.
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#137
My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins. But only to short people.
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#138
Must be tough needing a step stool to kiss your wife good bye each day.
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#139
I can see you’ve chosen not to grow over the past few years.
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#140
Behind every short woman is a house decoration that was being hidden.
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