Being of somewhat abbreviated stature myself, I know firsthand the constant giggles and short people jokes that come with it.
Sure, I can’t reach the top shelf (ha-ha), and yes, I probably could fit in a shoebox, but those are exactly the kind of jokes about being short we’ve learned to embrace.
Because honestly, being short is a blessing in disguise. We can stretch our legs on flights, wear cheaper kid-sized clothes, and fit into places the tall folks only dream of. And if you ever doubted the humor potential, our collection of the funniest short person jokes proves otherwise.
Of course, we’ve also rounded up a few clever roasts from the tall camp; tall people problems are real, too!
And if you’re just here for a laugh, check out our adult jokes, dirty jokes, or explore the wild world of Ask Reddit’s funniest moments.
So scroll down and enjoy the best jokes about short people we could find, because height might be small, but humor sure isn’t.
#101
My friend who’s really short had a party the other night and he only invited other really short people.
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#102
How do short people go dress shopping?
They buy t-shirts.
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#103
You are so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
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#104
Short people like you can use Legos for steps and not break a sweat.
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#105
I read a headline that said “short people are less intelligent than taller people” That can’t be true. Einstein was 5’7″ and Stephen Hawkin was 3’5″.
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#106 Is It Still Funny? Yes, Yes It Is
What do short people call something that’s too high up? Absolute zero, because it’s impossible to reach.
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#107
Short people shouldn’t hate short jokes. We’re just complaining that we need more of them.
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#108
What’s so offensive about short people jokes? I consider them the height of comedy.
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#109
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your dreams.
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#110
"Do you know what a little get-together is?" – A short people party
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#111
Height bullying is no joke. Seriously guys, we need to stop looking down on short people.
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#112
Where do short people like to go surfing?
On microwaves.
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#113
Did you hear about the hot headed short person?
He had a short temper.
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#114
What is the definition of frustration?
A short person with a yoyo.
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#115 Stretch Your Legs For The Next One
Why is a short person called a paragraph?
Because he is too short to be an ese.
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#116
Why was the short person arrested?
Small arms offenses.
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#117
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
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#118
I would joke but it might not reach to your ears.
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#119
You're so short that you should be making toys for Santa.
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#120
You are so short that that have to slam dunk your bus money to get it in.
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