Being of somewhat abbreviated stature myself, I know firsthand the constant giggles and short people jokes that come with it.
Sure, I can’t reach the top shelf (ha-ha), and yes, I probably could fit in a shoebox, but those are exactly the kind of jokes about being short we’ve learned to embrace.
Because honestly, being short is a blessing in disguise. We can stretch our legs on flights, wear cheaper kid-sized clothes, and fit into places the tall folks only dream of. And if you ever doubted the humor potential, our collection of the funniest short person jokes proves otherwise.
Of course, we’ve also rounded up a few clever roasts from the tall camp; tall people problems are real, too!
And if you’re just here for a laugh, check out our adult jokes, dirty jokes, or explore the wild world of Ask Reddit’s funniest moments.
So scroll down and enjoy the best jokes about short people we could find, because height might be small, but humor sure isn’t.
#141
Short people are materialistic. Tall people are bigger than that. They can see past it.
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#142
Stop making jokes on short people. It’s not funny if the person getting trolled can’t enjoy it. After all, most of the jokes go way over their heads.
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#143
Why are short constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
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#144
I met a short person once, my conversation with her was extremely awkward.
I am not very good when it comes to small talk.
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#145
Always, and I mean always listen to a short people opinion.
They always know what is up.
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#146
I have a lot of respect for the short people in my community.
I feel it would be really wrong to look down on them.
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#147
What talking robot movie do all short people love?
Short circuit.
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#148
I got told off today for making a joke about a short person.
It was over something small though.
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#149
Two tall guys walk into a bar. Why didn’t the short guy walk into the bar too? He walked under it.
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#150
People tend to hug your head more than your body.
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#151
Thinking you were average height until you started high school, and everyone other than you kept growing.
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#152
Why do short people always have food in their teeth? Because they cannot pick up a toothpick.
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