Being of somewhat abbreviated stature myself, I know firsthand the constant giggles and short people jokes that come with it.
Sure, I can’t reach the top shelf (ha-ha), and yes, I probably could fit in a shoebox, but those are exactly the kind of jokes about being short we’ve learned to embrace.
Because honestly, being short is a blessing in disguise. We can stretch our legs on flights, wear cheaper kid-sized clothes, and fit into places the tall folks only dream of. And if you ever doubted the humor potential, our collection of the funniest short person jokes proves otherwise.
Of course, we’ve also rounded up a few clever roasts from the tall camp; tall people problems are real, too!
And if you’re just here for a laugh, check out our adult jokes, dirty jokes, or explore the wild world of Ask Reddit’s funniest moments.
So scroll down and enjoy the best jokes about short people we could find, because height might be small, but humor sure isn’t.
#81
How does a short person take a bath?
They get into the sink!
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#82
Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the other person has to kneel.
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#83
Short people tend to get angry quickly because they are so close to the ground their anger does not dissipate quickly.
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#84
You are so short I bet you do not have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
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#85
How does it feel playing with taller teammates or opponents in sports? It comes with significant challenges and advantages as well.
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#86 Tiny Joke, Huge Energy
Why did the short guy fall asleep in his harness and helmet? Because he was tired from climbing into bed.
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#87
They are so small, when they sit on the curb, their feet swing back and forth.
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#88
Have you heard about those self-driving cars? It turns out it was just a bunch of short people driving around.
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#89
I raised the alarm at work today.
The short people were furious.
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#90
Did you hear about the short person who escaped from jail?
He’s a small medium who’s at large.
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#91
I bumped into an old short-height friend of mine yesterday.
Small world.
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#92
Two short people walk into a mini-bar.
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#93
I’ve just seen a short person buying a packet of water balloons.
Someone’s getting lucky tonight.
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#94
What kind of horse does a short person ride?
A miniature horse.
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#95
“What do you want to be when you grow up?” – tall person to short person.
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#96
How does a short person reach the top shelf?
They don’t.
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#97
Why did the short person bring a parachute to the bar?
So they could get down from the barstool.
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#98 More Where That Came From
What’s a short person’s favorite thing on the menu?
Short ribs.
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#99
How do you win an argument with a short person?
You stoop to their level.
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#100
Why did the short guy wear stilts?
So he could be as tall as everyone else.
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