Being of somewhat abbreviated stature myself, I know firsthand the constant giggles and short people jokes that come with it.
Sure, I can’t reach the top shelf (ha-ha), and yes, I probably could fit in a shoebox, but those are exactly the kind of jokes about being short we’ve learned to embrace.
Because honestly, being short is a blessing in disguise. We can stretch our legs on flights, wear cheaper kid-sized clothes, and fit into places the tall folks only dream of. And if you ever doubted the humor potential, our collection of the funniest short person jokes proves otherwise.
Of course, we’ve also rounded up a few clever roasts from the tall camp; tall people problems are real, too!
And if you’re just here for a laugh, check out our adult jokes, dirty jokes, or explore the wild world of Ask Reddit’s funniest moments.
So scroll down and enjoy the best jokes about short people we could find, because height might be small, but humor sure isn’t.
#41 Who Comes Up With These, Seriously?
Why do short people love shoe stores? The mirrors are the perfect height.
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#42
What is a short person’s favorite side order?
A small fry.
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#43
Why did the short guy buy the house with the water fountain?
Because he’s always wanted to own a swimming pool.
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#44
Attack on Titan is actually slice of life for short people.
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#45
I wonder how the weather is down there.
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#46
Did you hear the story about the short person who was climbing down the prison wall?
It is a little con descending.
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#47 We’re Not Done Yet!
I was walking to dinner with my then boyfriend and I asked him if he liked the heels I was wearing. He said, "Yes now you're almost the size of a normal person."
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#48
You are so small, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
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#49
Why do short people have a hard time raising a family? Because they struggle to put food on the table.
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#50
My friend who’s really short had a party the other night and he only invited other really short people.
It was just a little get together.
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#51
My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up with me making fun of her height. So tonight I’m going to make it up to her. I’ve got a good bottle of wine and a DVD box set of her favorite TV show. When she gets in from work I’m going to order her favorite takeaway which we’ll sit and eat while we drink the wine and watch the DVDs. Then afterward I’m going to go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.
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#52
Why do the short people like the flying coach?
The extra legroom.
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#53
One day short people will rule the world. All 5ft of it of course.
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#54
Why are short people so good at picking up girls?
They are amazing at small talk.
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#55
Short people problem: because you are too short, the Sun visor doesn’t even work while you’re driving.
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#56
Fact: Short people always appear younger.
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#57
You are so small you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
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#58
Tall people and short people should never date. Long-distance relationships never work out.
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#59
Have you ever noticed that short people have more role models than anyone else? It is because they are looking up to everyone.
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#60
You know you are small if you think the people on the wedding cake are the actual bride and groom.
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