Being of somewhat abbreviated stature myself, I know firsthand the constant giggles and short people jokes that come with it.
Sure, I can’t reach the top shelf (ha-ha), and yes, I probably could fit in a shoebox, but those are exactly the kind of jokes about being short we’ve learned to embrace.
Because honestly, being short is a blessing in disguise. We can stretch our legs on flights, wear cheaper kid-sized clothes, and fit into places the tall folks only dream of. And if you ever doubted the humor potential, our collection of the funniest short person jokes proves otherwise.
Of course, we’ve also rounded up a few clever roasts from the tall camp; tall people problems are real, too!
And if you’re just here for a laugh, check out our adult jokes, dirty jokes, or explore the wild world of Ask Reddit’s funniest moments.
So scroll down and enjoy the best jokes about short people we could find, because height might be small, but humor sure isn’t.
#21 Compact and Efficient
It’s not that I am short, I simply have a built for speed and accuracy.
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#22
I love short people. They’re more down to earth.
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#23
Being the same height, shoe, and clothing size for the rest of your life since you were in 6th grade.
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#24
You're so short that Michaelangelo could make a life size sculpture of you with 1 can of play-dough.
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#25
You know you are short when your shoelaces hit you in the head.
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#26
I’m not saying short people are inferior but I do look down on them.
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#27
Let us go. I will give you a ride. Hop into my pocket.
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If you enjoyed these, our fat jokes hit the same self-aware sweet spot, just from a different angle.
#28 Dessert with a Twist
What is a short person’s favorite dessert?
Strawberry Short Cake.
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#29
Short people are always sad because they can never reach happiness.
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#30
You look like you still have a lot of growing up to do.
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#31
You shouldn’t make fun of short people because it’s a little person too. I mean a little too personal.
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#32
What did the nurse say to the short person in the hospital waiting room?
You are just going to have to be a little patient.
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#33 Bet You Didn’t See That One Coming
You’ve got to hand it to short people…
Well they can’t reach for themselves, can they?
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#34
Does anyone know the PC term for short people? Or do yall also struggle with gnomenclature?
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#35
My dad was short person but I still could never beat him in a running race.
No matter how fast I ran, he was always a little father ahead.
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#36
You are so small you could sweep under your bed while standing.
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#37
Short people are oppressed.
They’re always getting overlooked.
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#38
Say what you like about short people, at least they don’t look down on people.
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#39
What are short people??? Short people are the future. They consume less food, use less car fuel & more of them fit on the Earth.
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#40
You are so small you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
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