Undoubtedly, the most enjoyable and funny jokes are the ones we can relate to. And there’s nothing more relatable than the struggles and thoughts everyone goes through on a daily basis. After all, no one is immune to failure. And as the good ol’ saying goes—if you can't change the situation, change your attitude. May that attitude be humorous and positive. To support the positive vibes, we’ve rounded up a ton of self-deprecating jokes for you to heartily laugh at!
Below, you’ll find our list of funny adult jokes that you will likely particularly enjoy if you have humor similar to ours! Which might at times be on the darker side but is always and forever well-meaning. Found a self-deprecating joke that creased you up? Or perhaps you found some of these short, funny jokes appropriate for an IG photo caption? Let us know in the comments section!
#81
You’re guessing that out of the 8 billion people here on Earth, I’m going to chase someone who doesn’t even like me? Well, watch me closely because that’s exactly what I’m going to do.
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#82
Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.
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#83
Whenever I look at the mirror, it shows me what I lack, not what I have.
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#84
I’m probably going to regret everything in 3...2...1...
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#85
One thing that’s emptier than my wallet is my heart.
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#86
I’m human garbage. At the very least, please dispose of me properly.
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#87
They told me that I can become anything if I willed it. So, I became a disappointment.
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#88
Pokemon? It’s funny that I’m trying to catch them all, yet I can’t even find myself.
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#89
My clear conscience is just a sign of bad memory.
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#90
I believe in my pet dog more than I believe in myself.
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#91
Life is like a box of chocolates. But for some reason, I got the gross dark chocolate with the orange flavor in the middle.
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#92
Relationship goals: A relationship!
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#93
What do you mean, “What have I been up to?” I’m out here ruining my own life as always!
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#94
I’m clapping my hands because I’m ugly and I know it.
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#95
Those haters have no idea what they’re doing! I’ll show them how it’s done by hating myself the most.
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#96
Well, look who we have here. If it isn’t the consequences of my questionable actions.
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#97
I hate losing more than anything in the world. That’s why I can’t lose any weight.
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#98
Rock bottom is not low enough, I need to get lower!
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#99
Guess who’s posting self-deprecating stuff instead of doing something productive and worthwhile?
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#100
My answer to feeling sad is having more beers, my therapist disagrees.
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