Undoubtedly, the most enjoyable and funny jokes are the ones we can relate to. And there’s nothing more relatable than the struggles and thoughts everyone goes through on a daily basis. After all, no one is immune to failure. And as the good ol’ saying goes—if you can't change the situation, change your attitude. May that attitude be humorous and positive. To support the positive vibes, we’ve rounded up a ton of self-deprecating jokes for you to heartily laugh at!
Below, you’ll find our list of funny adult jokes that you will likely particularly enjoy if you have humor similar to ours! Which might at times be on the darker side but is always and forever well-meaning. Found a self-deprecating joke that creased you up? Or perhaps you found some of these short, funny jokes appropriate for an IG photo caption? Let us know in the comments section!
#61
*winks at my reflection in the mirror*
*reflection walks away*
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#62
I’ve been single ever since I mingled.
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#63
My fridge is as empty as me.
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#64
I’m pretty sure I’m going to end up having 10 to 20 cats in my old age.
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#65
Whenever I visit a doctor he says I should be charged for the crime of not taking care of myself.
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#66
I require very specific conditions to thrive, but even when those conditions are met, it is unlikely.
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#67
Yeah, I know. I hate me too.
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#68
“Today is not my day,” I mutter to myself every single day.
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#69
I’m actually a very hardworking person. Almost everything becomes harder when I’m the one working on it.
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#70
I may be trash, but I burn with a bright flame.
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#71
Using the “y=mx+b” formula, calculate the slope at which my life is going downhill.
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#72
I don’t suffer from insanity. I actually derive excitement from every second of it.
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#73
When I’m ready to sleep, I don’t bother checking if my foot is hanging off the end of my bed anymore. Come get me, demons.
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#74
Don’t mind me. I’m just having an existential crisis. Move along, folks.
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#75
I’m somewhere in between trying to live my life and trying to run away from it.
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#76
Who needs sleep when you’ve been asleep inside for years.
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#77
I hope whatever bad things happen to me are at least funny.
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#78
If my thoughts had a font it would be comic sans.
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#79
I put the ace in disgrace!
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#80
I can’t exactly shame myself into becoming a better person, right?
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