Undoubtedly, the most enjoyable and funny jokes are the ones we can relate to. And there’s nothing more relatable than the struggles and thoughts everyone goes through on a daily basis. After all, no one is immune to failure. And as the good ol’ saying goes—if you can't change the situation, change your attitude. May that attitude be humorous and positive. To support the positive vibes, we’ve rounded up a ton of self-deprecating jokes for you to heartily laugh at!
Below, you’ll find our list of funny adult jokes that you will likely particularly enjoy if you have humor similar to ours! Which might at times be on the darker side but is always and forever well-meaning. Found a self-deprecating joke that creased you up? Or perhaps you found some of these short, funny jokes appropriate for an IG photo caption? Let us know in the comments section!
#101
Tell me a joke about self-centered people.
I’ll go first.
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#102
The only Apple products I can afford are actual Apples.
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#103
My teacher called me average. How mean!
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#104
I know I’m ugly, but at least I’m still trying.
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#105
Everyone’s so dope, and I’m so nope.
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#106
The only time I’m funny is when I insult myself.
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#107
I used to be indecisive. Now, I don’t think I’m quite sure anymore.
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#108
If the government can shut down, then why can’t I?
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#109
“You are what you eat.” I call BS! I don’t even remember eating.
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#110
What a beautiful day to hate on myself.
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#111
I’m at a really low point right now. But the good news is: the worst is just ahead!
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#112
Don’t get me wrong, being naked feels awesome, and I wish I could do it more. Well, just without any of the visual consequences.
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#113
If body heat was based on physical attractiveness, everyone within a 1-mile radius of me would freeze to death.
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#114
What’s wrong?
Nothing. This is just the regular expression of my face!
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#115
I’ve got 99 problems, and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self-control.
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#116
Self-deprecating humor is my cardio.
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#117
New year, same mistakes.
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#118
There’s no way you would be able to handle me at my worst. Also, I don’t have a best, because I'm always awful.
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#119
My future self is probably cursing about me right now, so I’m going to ruin his/her life.
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#120
I’m like 113% tired.
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