Seafood is truly a curious case of cuisine. Allegedly, fresh seafood is very good for you (just look at the longevity of people whose diet consists mostly of seafood!), but if you’re not really used to eating it… The case is a very different one. The same goes for seafood puns - it might not be a topic that’s very common, but reading these food puns will have you in stitches. And you know what they say about laughter (even if laughing too much hurts your sides) - it’s good for you! So, here we are with our list of funny seafood puns, which we hope will cause a bout of laughter instead of an allergic reaction.
So, what should you expect from these seafood jokes? Well, octopi, mussels, oysters, shrimp, krill, and all the thrilling things that are associated with it. And even if you are prejudiced that cephalopods and bivalve mollusks aren’t funny - they definitely are, especially when on your plate. Or, in the instance where they’re the main stars of a cute pun or two. So, yeah, these jokes about seafood won’t leave any stones unturned in the search for the most amusing and the funniest puns; you can trust us on this!
But, enough of decapodiformes and their curiosities - it’s time for the funny puns. You know where to find them, for they are exactly where they are supposed to be - just a bit further down. Once you are there, give the most hilarious pun your vote and share this article with your friends!
#81
A dolphin's favorite type of flour is all-porpoise flour.
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#82
The fishes crossed the sea to get to the other tide.
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#83
What did one fish say to the other when they met after a while?
"Long time no sea!"
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#84
Fishes need a lot of vitamin sea to stay healthy.
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#85
Any fin is possible if you trout your gut!
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#86
The fish couple made their wedding news o-fish-al.
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#87
The fisherman who couldn't read was lost at C.
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#88
A lone fish after a disaster is called the sole survivor.
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#89
The Lochness monster's favorite thing to eat is fish-n-ships.
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#90
A fisherman can never be a good boxer. All he throws are hooks.
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#91
Fishes who live at the bottom of the ocean are the ones who dropped out of school.
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#92
The bigmouth bass who got caught by a fisherman is now in a boatload of trouble.
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#93
The most expensive fish in the market is goldfish.
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#94
Just like the tunafish sandwich said, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in cans-us anymore.
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#95
Hey, would you mind letting minnow what you think about this one?
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#96
The thing about calamari is you can never tell when it’s just squidding.
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#97
When a fish meets the love of their life, they say they’ve “met the gill of my dreams.”
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#98
Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.
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#99
Isn’t it a bit misleading to call thinly sliced raw beef carp-accio?
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#100
The thing salmons don’t like about tunas is everything’s a big sea-cret.
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