Seafood is truly a curious case of cuisine. Allegedly, fresh seafood is very good for you (just look at the longevity of people whose diet consists mostly of seafood!), but if you’re not really used to eating it… The case is a very different one. The same goes for seafood puns - it might not be a topic that’s very common, but reading these food puns will have you in stitches. And you know what they say about laughter (even if laughing too much hurts your sides) - it’s good for you! So, here we are with our list of funny seafood puns, which we hope will cause a bout of laughter instead of an allergic reaction.
So, what should you expect from these seafood jokes? Well, octopi, mussels, oysters, shrimp, krill, and all the thrilling things that are associated with it. And even if you are prejudiced that cephalopods and bivalve mollusks aren’t funny - they definitely are, especially when on your plate. Or, in the instance where they’re the main stars of a cute pun or two. So, yeah, these jokes about seafood won’t leave any stones unturned in the search for the most amusing and the funniest puns; you can trust us on this!
But, enough of decapodiformes and their curiosities - it’s time for the funny puns. You know where to find them, for they are exactly where they are supposed to be - just a bit further down. Once you are there, give the most hilarious pun your vote and share this article with your friends!
#101
How do shellfish take photos?
With a clam-era.
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#102
What was the Russia Tsar’s favorite type of fish?
Tsardines!
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#103
I went to the seafood mart but the employees seemed fishy.
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#104
A blind person was eating see-food but it did not help.
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#105
The most blessed seafood is holy mackerel.
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#106
There are countless good plaices to eat seafood at.
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#107
I hate people who crack seafood site jokes. Seems like they are fishing for laughs.
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#108
A shrimp that keeps getting hurt is accident prawn.
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#109
Crabs love to shellabrate on their birthday.
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#110
The crab buffet came with so many restrictions. I should have read the claws before paying for it.
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#111
Fishes usually go to learn at the school of fish.
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#112
The fish student got bad grades in his school because it was below C level!
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#113
One way to make a fish laugh to tell a whale of a tale.
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#114
When fishes leave they usually wave goodbye.
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#115
The fishes hated going to the beach because it was so un-tidey.
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#116
Oh my cod, I laugh so hard when someone cracks a seafood joke.
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#117
The fish puns were so funny, they were krilling me with laughter!
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#118
The fish that go to heaven are angelfish.
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#119
A celebrity fish is called a star-fish.
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#120
I am hoping to avoid turtle disaster.
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