Seafood is truly a curious case of cuisine. Allegedly, fresh seafood is very good for you (just look at the longevity of people whose diet consists mostly of seafood!), but if you’re not really used to eating it… The case is a very different one. The same goes for seafood puns - it might not be a topic that’s very common, but reading these food puns will have you in stitches. And you know what they say about laughter (even if laughing too much hurts your sides) - it’s good for you! So, here we are with our list of funny seafood puns, which we hope will cause a bout of laughter instead of an allergic reaction.
So, what should you expect from these seafood jokes? Well, octopi, mussels, oysters, shrimp, krill, and all the thrilling things that are associated with it. And even if you are prejudiced that cephalopods and bivalve mollusks aren’t funny - they definitely are, especially when on your plate. Or, in the instance where they’re the main stars of a cute pun or two. So, yeah, these jokes about seafood won’t leave any stones unturned in the search for the most amusing and the funniest puns; you can trust us on this!
But, enough of decapodiformes and their curiosities - it’s time for the funny puns. You know where to find them, for they are exactly where they are supposed to be - just a bit further down. Once you are there, give the most hilarious pun your vote and share this article with your friends!
#61
I heard about the fight that broke out in the seafood restaurant. There was battered fish everywhere.
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#62
I never should have eaten seafood at that fishy place. I feel eel.
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#63
When I went to eat at the seafood eatery, I thought I saw my old friend. But it was salmon else.
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#64
When the baby tuna fish was asked his age, he replied, "I am tuna half."
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#65
A favorite party game of fishes is 'Salmon says.'
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#66
I hated the clownfish that they served in the restaurant. It tasted funny.
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#67
The fish chef did not listen to any criticism because he was hard of herring.
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#68
The Rock's favorite seafood is a rock lobster.
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#69
I made a lot of fish eye soup. It will sea me through the week.
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#70
Seafood is really healthy because it is good for the mussels.
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#71
A shrimp usually goes to borrow money from a prawn broker.
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#72
A necessity while cooking prawns in the kitchen is a-ron.
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#73
An indecisive prawn is so tempuramental.
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#74
A crab that throws things is called a lobster.
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#75
When a crab gets a smartphone they take lots of shellfies.
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#76
A crab's favorite fruit is Crab Apples!
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#77
When you cross a shellfish and an apple, it becomes a crab.
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#78
A meditating crab in self-isolation is called a hermit crab.
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#79
A crab who is afraid of small spaces is claw-strophobic.
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#80
When the aquarium fish wanted more space, he told the others, "I want to discus something with you all."
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