Seafood is truly a curious case of cuisine. Allegedly, fresh seafood is very good for you (just look at the longevity of people whose diet consists mostly of seafood!), but if you’re not really used to eating it… The case is a very different one. The same goes for seafood puns - it might not be a topic that’s very common, but reading these food puns will have you in stitches. And you know what they say about laughter (even if laughing too much hurts your sides) - it’s good for you! So, here we are with our list of funny seafood puns, which we hope will cause a bout of laughter instead of an allergic reaction.
So, what should you expect from these seafood jokes? Well, octopi, mussels, oysters, shrimp, krill, and all the thrilling things that are associated with it. And even if you are prejudiced that cephalopods and bivalve mollusks aren’t funny - they definitely are, especially when on your plate. Or, in the instance where they’re the main stars of a cute pun or two. So, yeah, these jokes about seafood won’t leave any stones unturned in the search for the most amusing and the funniest puns; you can trust us on this!
But, enough of decapodiformes and their curiosities - it’s time for the funny puns. You know where to find them, for they are exactly where they are supposed to be - just a bit further down. Once you are there, give the most hilarious pun your vote and share this article with your friends!
#41
When two fish were arguing, one said, "I don't sea it that way!"
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#42
Fishes don't like basketball because they are scared of the net!
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#43
What’s the only right answer when a salmon asks you for a light?
I didn’t know you smoked, salmon.
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#44
I never should have gone to the fishy store. I got prawned.
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#45
If anybody steals fish from the store the boss will make them walk the plankton.
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#46
When the fish's grades came, his teacher said "Not bad, but you cod do better."
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#47
Fish puns are all I have been herring about.
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#48
When you mix a fish and a banker, you get a loan-shark.
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#49
To make an octopus laugh, you need to give it ten-tickles.
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#50
I have not thought of a fish pun yet. Seems like I need some time to mullet over?
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#51
I am running out of fish puns. I cannot find any betta ones.
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#52
We have no time to address fishcious rumors. We have better fish to fry.
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#53
DJ's are banned from working in fish markets because they always drop the bass.
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#54
We whaley need to stop now! We've had too much pun.
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#55
If you can come up with better fish puns, do let minnow.
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#56
A fish's favorite TV Show is 'Tuna Half Men.'
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#57
What did you think of the series fin-ale?
Well, it wasn’t the bass-ed.
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#58
What’s the one fish that 40 percent of all Americans are afraid of?
Clownfish.
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#59
How do fish encourage their college kids?
Any fin is possible, just don’t trout yourself!
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#60
I went to the ocean disco last night but I hurt myself. I must have pulled a mussel.
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