Seafood is truly a curious case of cuisine. Allegedly, fresh seafood is very good for you (just look at the longevity of people whose diet consists mostly of seafood!), but if you’re not really used to eating it… The case is a very different one. The same goes for seafood puns - it might not be a topic that’s very common, but reading these food puns will have you in stitches. And you know what they say about laughter (even if laughing too much hurts your sides) - it’s good for you! So, here we are with our list of funny seafood puns, which we hope will cause a bout of laughter instead of an allergic reaction.
So, what should you expect from these seafood jokes? Well, octopi, mussels, oysters, shrimp, krill, and all the thrilling things that are associated with it. And even if you are prejudiced that cephalopods and bivalve mollusks aren’t funny - they definitely are, especially when on your plate. Or, in the instance where they’re the main stars of a cute pun or two. So, yeah, these jokes about seafood won’t leave any stones unturned in the search for the most amusing and the funniest puns; you can trust us on this!
But, enough of decapodiformes and their curiosities - it’s time for the funny puns. You know where to find them, for they are exactly where they are supposed to be - just a bit further down. Once you are there, give the most hilarious pun your vote and share this article with your friends!
#21
I cannot eat shellfish that have been steamed in water. I have shellfish steamed issues.
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#22
The young shrimp left his job because it was a tempurary role.
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#23
Crabs usually call their friends on a shell phone.
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#24
You can tuna fish by adjusting their scales.
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#25
You should not be making a-trout-cious fish puns. They are of-fin-sive.
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#26
My dad quit being a fisherman because his net income was very low.
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#27
When jellyfish act catty, it’s only because they’re jelly.
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#28
You can’t expect a squid to answer a tough question without inking about it first.
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#29
Why do most people dislike anchovies?
Because they’re a little fishy.
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#30
What did the dentist say to the super-anxious shark?
Jaws relax.
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#31
It was a great oppor-tuna-ty to try new fish!
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#32
I love seafood so much. I think it's fintastic.
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#33
The shrimp could easily afford to buy a new house because he prawned everything.
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#34
Crabs get around on land by using the sidewalk.
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#35
The crab and lobster never share their food because they are shellfish!
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#36
A crab answers the phone by saying "Shello?"
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#37
The crab refused to speak a single word after it went through acute trauma. It was completely shell shocked.
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#38
When the baby shark did not have his way with things, he whaled.
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#39
A fish with a brain condition should always visit a brain sturgeon.
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#40
When a fish is confused, it says, "can you please be a little more pacific?"
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