With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes to keep the horror meter in check.
According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween remains popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by incorporating creepy jokes or funny elements into the context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish.
To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funny bone! Do you know of any more Halloween jokes, maybe dad jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
#141
Why was the cemetery chosen to be the perfect location to write a movie?
Because it had great plots.
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#142
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
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#143
What health insurance do Halloween creatures use?
Medi-scare.
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#144
What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder.
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#145

Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.
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#146
Do you want to know the scariest mathematics joke?
"I can't tell you. I'm 22 to say it."
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#147
If there was a scary Halloween dessert that kept coming back, what would you call it?
A boo-meringue.
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#148
"Do you like punchlines about scary cows?"
"I find them to be terror bull."
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#149
Why did the ghost enter the wine shop on Halloween?
For the boos.
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#150

What kind of keys do ghosts use for unlocking scary doors?
Spoo-key!
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#151
What happened to the ghost who got lost in the fog?
He was mist!
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#152
Whom did the vampire take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
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#153
Why can't mummies make friends?
Because they are too wrapped up in themselves.
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#154
What was the baby ghost wearing on Halloween?
A pillowcover!
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#155

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
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#156
What's do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta?
Spag-yeti!
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#157
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as deodorant... but everyone kept asking me if I was sure!"
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#158
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark... the novelty is wearing a little fin!"
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#159
What makes people run but isn’t scary?
A treadmill.
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#160

"I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth. But eventually I caved."
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