With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes to keep the horror meter in check.
According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween remains popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by incorporating creepy jokes or funny elements into the context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish.
To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funny bone! Do you know of any more Halloween jokes, maybe dad jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
#121
What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler?
I'm not a freight.
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#122
Why do ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
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#123
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
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#124
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license.
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#125

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
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#126
Why did the ghost quit studying?
Because he was too ghoul for school.
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#127
How do you know when a ghost is sad?
He starts boo hooing.
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#128
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
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#129
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?
A Pharaoh Roche.
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#130

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
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#131
What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa.
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#132
Why are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
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#133
Know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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#134
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
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#135

What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
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#136
What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry?
She flew off the handle.
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#137
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
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#138
How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
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#139
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaains!
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#140

Why don't werewolves ever know the time?
Because they're not whenwolves.
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