With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes to keep the horror meter in check.
According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween remains popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by incorporating creepy jokes or funny elements into the context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish.
To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funny bone! Do you know of any more Halloween jokes, maybe dad jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
#161
What do you call a scary person who likes to rip things?
A tear-er.
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#162
Current times are scary. We must rise up against it. We need current times resistance. We need voltage.
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#163
Two guys are sitting on a couch watching a reality cop show. One of them says: "World outside is so brutal, Jesus Christ, so violent and scary. I don't think I can go outside ever again." His friend: "At some point we have to! I'm afraid the homeowners are coming home soon."
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#164
Bad musicians can be scary. But their Bach is worse than their bite.
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#165

Why are yachts and ships so scary?
Because they're for boating.
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#166
"I had a scary moment when I was opening my new expensive furniture with a stanley knife. I damn near slit my shelf."
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#167
Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted everyone scared stiff.
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#168
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation.
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#169
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
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#170

What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
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#171
Why was the jack-o'-lantern scared?
Because it had no guts.
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#172
What do ghosts wear if they can't see?
Spooktacles!
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#173
Where do you bury a roast dinner?
In a gravy-yard!
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#174
What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
Tibial Pursuit.
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#175

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
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