With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes to keep the horror meter in check.
According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween remains popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by incorporating creepy jokes or funny elements into the context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish.
To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funny bone! Do you know of any more Halloween jokes, maybe dad jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
#101
Did you hear my rubbish mummy joke?
It Sphinx!
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#102
What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck?
A quacken!
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#103
How do the fastest witches in the world get around?
On vroomsticks!
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#104
Why don't they play music in a skeleton church?
Because there are no organs!
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#105

How do ghosts like their eggs?
Terrifried!
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#106
What monster fits on the end of your finger?
A bogeyman!
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#107
What did the skeleton say to the waiter?
Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please!
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#108
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle her funny bone!
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#109
What's long, hard and scary when you first see it?
Calculus homework.
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#110

You know what’s scary about a white man in prison?
You know he actually committed the crime.
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#111
Unlike Stephen King's stories, there is nothing scary about his son. He's been Joe King ever since he was born.
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#112
One cow asked the another, "Have you heard of this mad cow disease? The news sounds so scary."
The other cow replied, "Doesn't bother me, man. I'm a helicopter."
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#113
"I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen… I can feel it…"
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#114
"The Grim Reaper appeared beside me when I was chopping some carrots in the kitchen. He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me... very scary when you are dicing with death."
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#115

It would be really scary if politicians worked shiftwork. There would be so many night mayors.
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#116
Why is no one scary the day before turning ten?
Because they benign.
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#117
You know what's a scary thought?
Bear in mind...
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#118
My friend had some really nice work gloves on the other day.
I ask him, “What kind of gloves are those?”
He says, “Cow hide.”
I said, “What’s so scary about cows?”
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#119
What do scary pandas eat?
BamBOO!
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#120

"I had a scary math joke... but I'm 2^2 to say it."
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