With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes to keep the horror meter in check.
According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween remains popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by incorporating creepy jokes or funny elements into the context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish.
To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funny bone! Do you know of any more Halloween jokes, maybe dad jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
#81
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
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#82
How do you get rid of demons?
Exorcise a lot.
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#83
What was the chicken ghost's name?
Poultrygeist.
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#84
What's a zombie's favorite treat?
You might guess brain food, but it's actually eye candy.
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#85

What's scarier than a scary movie?
Mathematics homework!
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#86
What's the best dessert you can have alone after watching a scary movie?
Eye scream!
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#87
What do you call a big, prejudiced, scary clown?
A big IT.
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#88
Why was Tom scared of making friends?
Because of the fear of getting ghosted.
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#89
When was the turkey scary?
When it was goblin!
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#90

What's empty-headed and orange and always tries to be scary?
Jack O'lantern.
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#91
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In the blood bank.
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#92
Where do ghosts mostly trick-or-treat?
At dead ends.
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#93
What do you call witches living together?
Broom-mates!
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#94
Why can't ghosts ever be good at lying?
Because one can see through them.
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#95

What would you call the spiders who married on Halloween?
Newly webbed!
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#96
What do ghosts clean their hair with?
Shamboo!
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#97
What toppings do ghouls love on their ice cream?
Lemon and slime.
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#98
What's a ghost's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
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#99
How did the skeleton know there was going to be a rain storm?
They could feel it in their bones!
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#100

Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through his books too quickly!
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