With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes to keep the horror meter in check.
According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween remains popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by incorporating creepy jokes or funny elements into the context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish.
To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funny bone! Do you know of any more Halloween jokes, maybe dad jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
#61
Why do vampires love baseball?
Because they turn into bats each and every night.
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#62
What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?
A monster on roller skates!
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#63
Did you hear about the giant monster who ate too many houses?
He was homesick!
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#64
Are there any Halloween monsters who are good at maths?
Nope, unless you Count Dracula!
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#65

Did you all see the new scary about the killer cow?
It was horror-bull.
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#66
What do you call a really scary horse that only appears after the sun has set?
A nightMARE!
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#67
"I had a scary dream last night. I dreamed that I woke up dead. I was so scared I was beside myself."
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#68
What did the scary old lady say when she found a gold cauldron?
"I’m gonna be witch."
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#69
What’s Gordon Ramsey’s favorite scary movie?
"Get out".
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#70

"I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary. The streets were oddly desserted."
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#71
You go to a really scary haunted house, what do you wear?
Depends... no seriously, depends.
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#72
"My printer has started printing scary stories in the middle of the night. Somehow they’re all in Braille. It’s giving me goosebumps."
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#73
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
Get a broom!
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#74
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
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#75

What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?
Ryan Gauzeling.
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#76
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
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#77
What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem.
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#78
How does a witch style her hair?
With scare spray.
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#79
What do you call a witch with a rash?
An itchy-witchy.
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#80

Where do ghouls send their post?
The Ghost Office!
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