With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes to keep the horror meter in check.
According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween remains popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by incorporating creepy jokes or funny elements into the context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish.
To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funny bone! Do you know of any more Halloween jokes, maybe dad jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
#41
What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
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#42
Why did the witch take a nap?
She needed to rest a spell.
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#43
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
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#44
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their hands?
They eat their hands separately.
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#45

Why aren't zombies ever arrested?
They can't be captured alive.
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#46
Why did the zombie become a mortician?
To put food on the table.
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#47
Who's the scariest body builder of all time?
Dr. Frankenstein.
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#48
What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party?
A human costume!
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#49
What do you call zombies in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
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#50

What's a zombie's favorite weather?
Cloudy, with a chance of brain.
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#51
Do you find birds to be scary?
Imagine Dragons!
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#52
What starts with T and ends in X and adults are the most scared of it?
Tax.
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#53
What makes cheese Frankenstein so scary?
Because he's a Muenster!
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#54
Why are Halloween French pastries so scary?
Because they give you crepes.
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#55

What happened when the lady didn't pay her exorcist on Halloween?
Her house was repossessed.
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#56
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spooketti.
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#57
What are vampires scared of most of the time?
Tooth decay!
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#58
Where do ghosts buy their essentials from?
Ghost-ery store.
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#59
What's fruits do ghosts love the most?
Boo-berries.
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#60

Where do mummies like to go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea.
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