A long and winding road (The Beatles, anyone? No? Oh, well), new and exciting places, shoddy roadstop food, your Honda Odyssey coughing out its last will to go, dubious leg space, and the sun glaring straight into your eyes no matter the direction of your motion - what could be more exciting than a road trip! No, yeah, of course, it is fun and thrilling, but at times the road seems almost never-ending, and time passes as slow as molasses, but there’s an age-old trick to make any trip better, and it is by sharing some silly jokes with your compadres. Or with yourself, if you’re driving alone. An even better cure would be to giggle at theme-appropriate quips, and this is our cue to deliver the best and the funniest road trip jokes that we could find.
What should you expect from these road jokes, you ask? For starters, some very cute puns that’ll revive your numb behind from sitting for the last six hours or so. Then, there are certainly some very lame jokes about the food you’re about to imbibe on your next stop. Something as familiar as re-refried fried beans served with second-hand disposable utensils, but very satisfying nonetheless. And surely, some travel jokes about funny mishaps on the road, suspicious hitchhikers, and cars dying down in the middle of nowhere. So, no matter what situation you are in at the given time, you will definitely find a relatable joke to elevate you out of your misery.
Although it might seem to you that you have all the time in the world on your journey to read this intro, why not entertain yourself that much more by skipping to the funny road trip jokes themselves? As per usual, you’ll find our selection of the very best jokes just a bit further down. And even though it might be hard to press that upvote button while driving on an uneven road, we know you can do it for the sake of giving your vote for the cheesy jokes of your liking!
#61
What did the boulder say to the other boulder?
"I rock. You Rock. We Rock."
Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
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#63
"That awkward moment when you run into the same lady at two rest areas 100 miles apart."
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#64
"I so want to sing and dance along with my music but I don't think everyone in my van would appreciate it."
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#65
"I just had to use a snapchat geo filter to figure out what state I was in."
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#66

"Let's get married and have kids so instead of exotic vacations we can go to that same beach in Florida every year."
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#67
“All of us know someone who is either traveling or planning a road trip, is talking about a road trip, or posts quotes regarding road trips.” - Crestless Wave
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#68
"We are planning a road trip through Canada. My wife is concerned that our old camper van may break down. I told her not to worry. After all, we have Triple Eh."
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#69

"When we'd go on a road trip, my dad would see a sign that said "The best burgers" and be like, oh we have to stop there, they have the best!"
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#70
Friend: We should go on a road trip.
Me: Absolutely. Let's do it.
Friend: You could bring your kids.
Me: I'm busy that weekend.
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#71
"Road trip mixtape. Girl from Ipanema and Waze on same phone: “That when she passes, each one she passes goes TURN RIGHT IN 100 FEET!"
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#72
"Road trip through the mountains reminds me how lovely thWHAT THE HECK IS 2G SIGNAL???!!! HOWISTHATEVENATHINGANYMOREWTF."
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#73
Were you ever on a road trip to the Seagate factory?
It’s a hard drive.
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#74

Were you aware of the cross-country road trip taken by the depressed man?
He’s weeping the nation.
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#75
“A couple of things are required for road trips: diet that is well balanced with caffeine, salt and sugar and a superb collection of tunes—oh, and directions.” - Jenn McKinlay
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#76
Me, to my kids: Fast food is disgusting and unhealthy. We don’t eat that junk.
Me, to my kids, five hours into a road trip: YOU’D BETTER EAT THOSE MCNUGGETS BEFORE I COME BACK THERE AND PUKE THEM INTO YOUR MOUTHS LIKE A MAMA BIRD!
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#77
"Driving down the interstate and dad says, "Oh I just pulled the key out by accident.""
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#78
"I was on a road trip, and I saw roadkill on the side of the road.
I got super freaked out when it screamed for help."
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#79
IMPRESSION OF A ROAD TRIP:
min 7 - "WE ARE ALL BESHST FRANDZZZ."
min 52 - "I wonder if I could roll out of a moving car."
min 111 - "Who killed JFK."
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#80

"Mumford and Sons: because the "beginning of road trip" scenes in movies need music."
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