A long and winding road (The Beatles, anyone? No? Oh, well), new and exciting places, shoddy roadstop food, your Honda Odyssey coughing out its last will to go, dubious leg space, and the sun glaring straight into your eyes no matter the direction of your motion - what could be more exciting than a road trip! No, yeah, of course, it is fun and thrilling, but at times the road seems almost never-ending, and time passes as slow as molasses, but there’s an age-old trick to make any trip better, and it is by sharing some silly jokes with your compadres. Or with yourself, if you’re driving alone. An even better cure would be to giggle at theme-appropriate quips, and this is our cue to deliver the best and the funniest road trip jokes that we could find.
What should you expect from these road jokes, you ask? For starters, some very cute puns that’ll revive your numb behind from sitting for the last six hours or so. Then, there are certainly some very lame jokes about the food you’re about to imbibe on your next stop. Something as familiar as re-refried fried beans served with second-hand disposable utensils, but very satisfying nonetheless. And surely, some travel jokes about funny mishaps on the road, suspicious hitchhikers, and cars dying down in the middle of nowhere. So, no matter what situation you are in at the given time, you will definitely find a relatable joke to elevate you out of your misery.
Although it might seem to you that you have all the time in the world on your journey to read this intro, why not entertain yourself that much more by skipping to the funny road trip jokes themselves? As per usual, you’ll find our selection of the very best jokes just a bit further down. And even though it might be hard to press that upvote button while driving on an uneven road, we know you can do it for the sake of giving your vote for the cheesy jokes of your liking!
#41

"On a road trip passing a billboard that says live girls dancing daily. My daughter’s voice from the backseat, “Wow, that’s a lot of recitals.”"
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#42
Me: Crap, I think that was our exit, did anybody see the sign?
Them: Sorry I missed it.
Ace of Base: I saw the sign!
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#43

"I think I'm getting a legit arm workout from gripping the wheel so hard when I pass semi's."
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#44
"Most mom thing I've ever said to my kids, "Stop(squabbling). You're distracting me from concentrating on the pain in my foot.""
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#45
"I need lunch. I need to pee. I need gas. But I'm in the middle of nowhere."
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#46
“Dude, that’s why I love road trips. It’s like doing something, but without doing anything!” - John Green
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#47
"A harmonica is a perfect thing to send with your kid if they are going on a long road trip with your spouse."
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#48
"If pop culture’s taught me one thing it’s that a road trip is meaningless unless someone brings along an urn filled with ashes."
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#49
"I'm taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip.
We've already had 2 major tantrums.
We haven't even left yet.
Avenge my death."
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#50
"I peed on a bush in Texas during a road trip
Now the secret service is looking for me."
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#51
"I recently drove through the town of Covert, New York on a road trip.
I didn't notice."
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#52
"Every limb on my body has fallen asleep trying to find a comfortable sleeping position on this bus."
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#53
"It's not a family vacation until someone threatens to throw a prized possession from a moving vehicle."
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#54
"We've reached the portion of roadtrip-with-children where I'm hiding in a Walmart bathroom for some peace and quiet."
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#55
"I'm on a road trip with two kids. They are simultaneously asleep. This is the greatest day of my (parenting) life."
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#56

"Traveling by road w/ a 7 m.o. and a 2 y.o. isn’t all bad. I plan to do a car trip w/ them again, preferably after they graduate from college."
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#57
"We have reached the "HE'S TOUCHING ME" phase of our road trip. This is also referred to as the 7th circle of parenting hell."
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#58
“People having babies and getting married… and I’m like: where am I road tripping to next?”
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#59
“Taking a road trip gives the family the opportunity to bond when visiting new places together, while annoying each other.” - Tom Lichtenheld
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#60
“I love taking road trips. I get into this Zen rhythm, and I tend to lose track of time; throw the sense of time to the wind.” - Miriam Toews
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