A long and winding road (The Beatles, anyone? No? Oh, well), new and exciting places, shoddy roadstop food, your Honda Odyssey coughing out its last will to go, dubious leg space, and the sun glaring straight into your eyes no matter the direction of your motion - what could be more exciting than a road trip! No, yeah, of course, it is fun and thrilling, but at times the road seems almost never-ending, and time passes as slow as molasses, but there’s an age-old trick to make any trip better, and it is by sharing some silly jokes with your compadres. Or with yourself, if you’re driving alone. An even better cure would be to giggle at theme-appropriate quips, and this is our cue to deliver the best and the funniest road trip jokes that we could find.
What should you expect from these road jokes, you ask? For starters, some very cute puns that’ll revive your numb behind from sitting for the last six hours or so. Then, there are certainly some very lame jokes about the food you’re about to imbibe on your next stop. Something as familiar as re-refried fried beans served with second-hand disposable utensils, but very satisfying nonetheless. And surely, some travel jokes about funny mishaps on the road, suspicious hitchhikers, and cars dying down in the middle of nowhere. So, no matter what situation you are in at the given time, you will definitely find a relatable joke to elevate you out of your misery.
Although it might seem to you that you have all the time in the world on your journey to read this intro, why not entertain yourself that much more by skipping to the funny road trip jokes themselves? As per usual, you’ll find our selection of the very best jokes just a bit further down. And even though it might be hard to press that upvote button while driving on an uneven road, we know you can do it for the sake of giving your vote for the cheesy jokes of your liking!
#81
"Road trips are great until your butt falls asleep and starts screaming at you to fix it."
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#82
Road trip hour 12 ½:
Husband singing along to the radio: "This is what it sounds like when dogs cry."
Man, George Micheal is great."
Me: "We should get a divorce."
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#83
"Dads on a road trip have to pee sometimes too we just know if we can outlast one of you we can blame you for stopping."
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#84
What would you drive for a family road trip across the ocean?
A Honda Sea-RV.
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#85

On a road trip, I remember passing a sign that said ‘Rest Stop 1 Mile’.
I thought to myself, “Wow, that’s really big.”
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#86
"Thanks, OCD... I clean the windshield every time we stop for gas and then every bug and their mother dies on it right after."
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#87
"Road trips are my favorite until your legs go numb and feel like the fuzzy tv channel when you finally move them."
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#88
A husband and wife went on a road trip.
As they drove along in their car, they saw some wild pigs in some plains.
The wife jokingly asked her husband, "Are those relatives of yours?"
To which the husband replies, "Yup! Those are my in-laws!"
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#89

On a road trip, where did the heart, liver and kidney go?
Oregon.
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#90
“It’s road trip time! It’s all about the adventure! In fact, we don’t even have somewhere to go.” - John Green
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#91
“Every day you can write. When you embark on a road trip, you are making a story.” - Steve Rushin
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#92
"I get too attached to the car driving in front of me that it breaks my heart when I see them take an exit earlier than mine."
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#93
"Devon almost ran us off the road because he was too distracted singing Whitney Houston."
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#94

7yo: Mom? Lots of other drivers show their middle finger to us when we drive.
Me: Shhh, honey. I'm on Twitter.
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#95
My German buddy and I went on a road trip, and when I dropped my hot dog out the window, he swung the car around to go back and get it… It was then when things started to go sour on the trip.
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#96
Is there a reason why the fungus wasn’t invited on the road trip?
There were no mushrooms!
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#97
Where did the programmer start her road trip?
Maine.
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#98
I was on a road trip with my wife, who insisted on staring at large map, and barking out directions...
So I took it off her, and scrunched it up into a little ball.
She was not impressed to say the least, and whined "how are we going to find our way now" as she un-crumpled the paper, "we're lost now".
I said "well you're not going to get anywhere with that latitude."
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#99

"Every single time I go to take a drink there is a bump in the road and coke gets all over me..."
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#100
Would anyone like to take a road trip to Tennessee?
"I hear Gatlinburg is pretty lit."
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