A long and winding road (The Beatles, anyone? No? Oh, well), new and exciting places, shoddy roadstop food, your Honda Odyssey coughing out its last will to go, dubious leg space, and the sun glaring straight into your eyes no matter the direction of your motion - what could be more exciting than a road trip! No, yeah, of course, it is fun and thrilling, but at times the road seems almost never-ending, and time passes as slow as molasses, but there’s an age-old trick to make any trip better, and it is by sharing some silly jokes with your compadres. Or with yourself, if you’re driving alone. An even better cure would be to giggle at theme-appropriate quips, and this is our cue to deliver the best and the funniest road trip jokes that we could find.
What should you expect from these road jokes, you ask? For starters, some very cute puns that’ll revive your numb behind from sitting for the last six hours or so. Then, there are certainly some very lame jokes about the food you’re about to imbibe on your next stop. Something as familiar as re-refried fried beans served with second-hand disposable utensils, but very satisfying nonetheless. And surely, some travel jokes about funny mishaps on the road, suspicious hitchhikers, and cars dying down in the middle of nowhere. So, no matter what situation you are in at the given time, you will definitely find a relatable joke to elevate you out of your misery.
Although it might seem to you that you have all the time in the world on your journey to read this intro, why not entertain yourself that much more by skipping to the funny road trip jokes themselves? As per usual, you’ll find our selection of the very best jokes just a bit further down. And even though it might be hard to press that upvote button while driving on an uneven road, we know you can do it for the sake of giving your vote for the cheesy jokes of your liking!
#21
"Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida."
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#22
"Nobody's more mad with power than whoever's controlling the radio on a road trip."
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#23
"After 18 years together, my husband still thinks it's hilarious to point out the window and yell, "Hay!" when we drive past a field. And after 18 years together, I still continue to look. I don't know which part annoys me more."
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#24
"We did it. We are here. We survived an eighteen-hour roadtrip with four kids age 10 and under. GIVE ME ALL THE WINE."
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#25
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
RV.
RV who?
RV there yet.
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#26

"I can’t tell if you’re my soulmate until I know what snacks you bring for a road trip."
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#27
A penguin was taking a summer road trip in the American Southwest when his car broke down and he got a tow to the nearest shop. The mechanic told him it would take an hour to check his car, so the penguin waddled across the street to an ice cream shop and ordered a vanilla cone, which he made a huge mess of, because flippers. After an hour had passed he waddled back to the auto shop. Mechanic said "Welp, looks like you blew a seal", the penguin said "No that's just ice cream."
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#28
"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip.
You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves."
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#29
"You're not truly a parent until you've yelled at your kid for drinking fluid on a road trip because now they have to pee again."
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#30

Me: Let's buy snacks for the road! Buys $20 worth & finishes them before crossing city limits.
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#31
"The fact that rear windows don't roll down completely makes a difference when your child is trying to barf out the window."
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#32
When traveling on a road trip, where do bees stop to use the bathroom?
The BP station.
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#33
"When can we stop and eat?" Me, 10 minutes into an eight-hour road trip."
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#34
"No one is full of more false hope than a parent organizing car ride activities before a long road trip."
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#35

"Going on a road trip is basically the art of finding a place to buy coffee followed by finding a place to pee in a loop forever."
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#36
"Headed out on a road trip with my husband so if I’m never heard from again he probably got us lost because he “doesn’t need directions.”"
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#37
"The most shameful thing a dad can do is be the one who has to pee on a road trip."
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#39

"An easy way to add 45 minutes to a road trip is to let your kids pick out a snack when you stop for gas."
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#40
"My wife's is clearing out her car for a road trip. She just came in with so much stuff I asked if she was shopping."
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