Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#742
He was a cat person. I am not.
-3points
#743
He peroxided his beautiful long brown locks. It fried his hair, made it yellow and he had to shave it all off. He looked really bad with no hair. I left his house after saying he looks good and never replied to his messages again.
-3points
#744
She hated my shoes lol that was it. Broke up with her the next day
-3points
#745
once ditched a guy before our first date, he was just way to full on and abit of a wet wipe! so i told him i was sick then went out with my girls and was paranoid id see him all night long
-3points
#746
He kept trying to hug me. I was 12, okay?
-3points
#747
She believed that 9.11 made terrorists and Osama bin Laden. She also believed that moon landing was real
-3points
#748
He made crazy sex faces
-3points
#749
we dated for 3 years and it was one of the best relationships i've ever had and the best sex. Long story short though, one day he came home from work after having accidentally cutting himself and his blood was RED. For years he had been telling me that he worked for the FBI as an intergalactic consult. ALIENS DONT BLEED RED.
-3points
#750
Who so ever broke up because his bf claimed that green tea is bad for health you are a dumb shit coz it really is. I am dietician 😂
-3points
#751
When she watched shows on the DVR she wouldn't fast forward through the commercials.
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-4points
#752
She had a smell. It wasn't a bad smell. It was quite pleasant. Everyone likes her smell. I hated that. I only date women that don't have any smell at all now.
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-4points
#753
She wore a bra to bed because she thought the support would keep her breasts from sagging.
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-4points
#754
Where are the female stories? It seems like only men like to find the needle in a haystack.
-4points
#755
He was a model and had a 10/10 physique.
-4points
#756
So i was dating this girl n she always said i was banging her wrong so I came home one day all I hear is moaning walk into the room her, her mom, n her sister all naked getting it in so I joined in 30 mins to an hour I bust my nut in her mom n sisters mouth she dumps me cause they said that's the greatest sex they ever had.
-4points
#757
17-year-old me didn't feel like driving an hour to see long distance gf and instead, broke up over the phone, stayed home and played video games.
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-6points
#759
I once broke up with a girl for using the word "chillaxing".
-6points
#760
For a few months in 2016, I dated a woman who actually believed Hillary was going to win the election. Complete 100% victory, no chance of losing. Ha! We argued back and forth until I had enough and just stop answering calls and texts. I guess she forgot about the rest of people in the country that aren't under the age of 24 and have real responsibilities that knew Hillary's scandals and no real life accomplishments wouldn't get her elected.
-6points