Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#761
Timing. Because shortly after you realise you could have still made it work.
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-7points
#763
I got randomly fed up, after years. No buildup, no reason, just was listening to her ramble on and decided... fed up. Left her while walking on the street, did a literal U-turn. I'm not even kidding.
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-8points
#764
FIFA had just come out and I genuinely forgot about her since we had only just started going out.
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-8points
#766
She was allergic to fruit. Not any specific fruit - ALL FRUIT! (I am a vegan who loves fruit.)
-9points
#767
She was 4' 11", had a huge nose and scoliosis, whiten made her hips super uneven and weird.
-10points
#769
Years ago I was seeing this women, after a few months she cooked for me for the first time. I'd cooked for her plenty; being a chef my food was always good. She cried when her meal went wrong. I wasn't bothered, it was still nice and I were grateful. But still, I didn't see her again after the self pitying cry!
-13points
#770
Puff knuckle. When the hand is open, the knuckles make dimples instead of bumps. This person was not fat. Just weird puffy knuckles. Once noticed, could not be unseen.
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-14points
#773
I broke up with a woman because she had a mole I didn't like next to her nipple. Another one I broke up with because I couldn't stand her "f*ck face". She looked like a pissed off Robert DeNiro.
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-15points
#774
They raised the toll 75 cents going across this bridge I had to hit to get to her and it wasn't worth it anymore
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-16points
#775
We were dating for a little while and I didn't like her enough to get her a Christmas present so I broke up with her right after Thanksgiving.
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-17points
#776
This was many, many years ago (probably '92 or so). I was out shopping with a girl and we stopped in at the Gap. She picked out a skirt or some pants or whatever, and when she went up to pay for them, the woman at the register asked her if she needed a pair of matching socks.
My girlfriend happily said "Yes", and I thought that totally unacceptable, that she could be so quickly and easily swayed to make yet another purchase. It was SHOCKING to me.
We broke up two days later.
I was 20...
My girlfriend happily said "Yes", and I thought that totally unacceptable, that she could be so quickly and easily swayed to make yet another purchase. It was SHOCKING to me.
We broke up two days later.
I was 20...
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-20points
#777
I was in a tree with her and she fell out. Girls gotta know how to climb trees.
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-26points