Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#701
Back when I was about 13 years old and was just entering junior high, I started dating this boy. I really liked him and thought he was cute, however I couldn't bring myself to kiss him, I would always turn away and reject him and I realized it was because he had a mole on his chin and I was worried I would touch it if I leaned in to kiss him. Grossed me out, and I couldn't tell him either because it was too weird and harsh, so I just used the excuse that I "wasn't ready"
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#702
He kissed me (behind a pillow on a bus). So I dumped him.
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#703
He had really small hands. And I can't stand dating a guy that is skinnier than me. And I'm average sized.
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#704
she banged someone else and didn't ask if I wanted to join. some girls don't like money and sex. just one or the other. so peace out.
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#705
Are these humans under 14 ? Too young to be in a relationship.
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#706
He had the tiniest dick ever.....I swear to god my little finger was bigger!! He was a big guy too! 6" 2 n 180 lbs!! How can he have a pencil dick?? #Gutted #DidntFeelAThing
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#707
I was going to break up with this guy cause he was an alcoholic. Well, he gets in a wreck and I feel bad and stick it out a while longer. He beats me to the punch! Breaks it off with me first! I was so mad!!!
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#708
She told me that she hate System of a Down (my favorite band) and her favorite bands were Avenged Sevenfold and Bring Me The Horizon (two bands I hate).
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#709
I was sort of talking to this dude who loved an hour away. I met him through a church friend. One day he says he's coming up my way for the day to hang out with friends. He asked if he could come over but I was in a bad mood and I told him no. He offered ice cream and a movie. After several attempts at telling him no, I finally agreed. He shows up with ice cream and a movie and layer says "I'm glad you agreed, I was circling your neighborhood for a while till you said yes" never spoke to him after
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#710
My crush slept over one night after talking for a few weeks. We were making out and he came with no physical contact of that region. Never hung out again....
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#711
His thighs were thicker than mine.
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#712
She said "I'm not a star wars fan, Star trek was way better."
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#713
After an evening of great sex, I think she realized I was a scrub as I finger blasted her in the back of my moms Metro LSI. In retrospect its no shocker that we broke up.
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#714
I dated this dude (who was really unattractive) because I felt sorry for him. Like, he was shorter than me, he had no nice features whatsoever. Never had a girlfriend in his life. I wanted to be a good person.
So, we hadn't hung out for a little bit, so I just broke up with him, literally because I was bored. We remained friends afterwards.... And then about three years later, he took advantage of me when I was drunk, even though I was in a relationship.
So, we hadn't hung out for a little bit, so I just broke up with him, literally because I was bored. We remained friends afterwards.... And then about three years later, he took advantage of me when I was drunk, even though I was in a relationship.
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#715
it's was my first relationship, she was in my class but we never talk.. after school was over.. i contacted her on Facebook.. we used to talk online.. but never met in person.. in entire course of our relationship we meet only once.. and on next day we broke up.
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#716
One of the scumbags I meet few years ago asked once for a gilette razor to shave his legs to go football ( soccer ) then used all my hair muse and his hair looked like it was licked by a cow then talked to himself in the mirror : I'm pretty - don't I ? Lol
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#717
He told me Wiccans were just discount witches. I'm Wiccan. Boy, bye.
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#718
Guy I dated back in high school went to a friends house party, got very drunk and let said friend shave his head and eyebrows bald. Suffice to say, he looked like one of the coneheads and I couldn't look him in the eye again. I went on to avoid him at every given opportunity until he got the message because I felt too bad telling him I didn't want to see him again because he looked like Beldar Conehead. I was young.
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#719
When she snored she sounded like a rusty diesel engine....
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#720
He had a really small cock (I lied 2 him & myself that it was"big") & always came in 14-28 seconds..(Yes I counted) I forgave it b/c I could get myself off lol. He was a drunk & dirty pot head w/ the WORST breath ever, he tried 2 brush & swish it away but it never smelled normal! BUT the kicker was when I shaved his ass crack (He stunk) his asshole was HUGE, like gay porn take-it-in-the-ass HUGE! He lied & said he didn't really love me so I left cursed objects all over his shitty house! :-D lol
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