Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#662
He put his tongue in my mouth. That was my first kiss...
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#663
I stuck it out for four years. I will admit I was shallow but I was a cute 20 year old! He was 26 was no where near physically fit. But he refused to wear anything other than sleeveless shirts and gym shorts with sandals!
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#664
Once had a bf break up with me because I called the music he listened to "hick music" it was some serious hill billy country
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#665
I once had a guy break up with me because I wanted a MK purse for my birthday, which was 6 1/2 months away at the time, but went out and bought useless car accessories for way more. His excuse, "I'm not paying $200 for a purse. So my money my choice." His current girlfriend looks like a psychotic gremlin so I am grateful we didn't stay together. Wasted a year of my life though
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#666
We were friends for 2yrs one day he says he want to date me didn't like seeing other guys interested 3mos later breaks up with me saying it because my mom is a bitch which he knew since we were friends first he really just wanted to sleep with his bartender friend who was fighting with her bf without pissing me off tried to get back with me the next day after being with her
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#667
His top eyelashes pointed down.
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#668
After months of dating in middle/high school, thing she started getting more serious. She started calling my genitals her "property ". And would always say hit like "can I see my property?" OR "I miss my property "....shit was weird
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#669
I broke up with a guy because he said gen didn't like Lord of the Rings or Star Wars
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#670
She told me that she hate System of a Down (my favorite band) and her favorite bands were Avenged Sevenfold and Bring Me The Horizon (two bands I hate).
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#671
Definitely not the only reason, but the last straw and deciding factor: he made fun of Hotel California. Seriously, it's way overplayed, but still a classic, and the only reason it was even playing was to keep me from having to talk to him because I was deciding whether to break up or try to work it out. Decision made.
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#672
We were in high school, she wanted me to listen to a song a I didn't like so I said no. She then went and sat in the rain for fifteen minutes and cried listening to the song on repeat.
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#673
In my middle school (yeah yeah middle school) i dated the class whore but after 3 days i couldnt deal with every single time i saw her in the hallways she needed a hug and kiss. Not a big deal but that's all. We never walked to class together or hung out at lunch. And i never got any sex. After i broke up with her the next day she took my friend's virginity.
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#674
She dropped her dildos (yeah plural) on the bar floor. Paid the tab and ghosted her ass. First and last date.
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#675
We got pizza and doughballs with a friend of mine. There weren't enough to go round equally. After that, things stumbled on for about another month. We agreed for it to finally end whilst on a family holiday in Italy.
Was still getting bitter texts six months later.
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#676
We got pizza and doughballs with a friend of mine. There weren't enough to go round equally. After that, things stumbled on for about another month. We agreed for it to finally end whilst on a family holiday in Italy.
Was still getting bitter texts six months later.
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#677
He thought dogs were stupid and scary
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#678
He didn't believe in abortion
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#679
He wears sandals.
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#680
Dated a guy for 1 year. First 6 months were okay although he never really showed his feelings. After 6 months he basically moved in with me and started to command me around. The Appartement had to be spotless by the time he got home from work and also wait him with hot food and cold beer although he knew very well I had a job of my own. He always picked out my outfits if we were going out somewhere.
Last straw: he went on vacation with his parents and got pregnant some hooker. #dodgedabullet
Last straw: he went on vacation with his parents and got pregnant some hooker. #dodgedabullet
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