Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#641
I snap him in the face really strong because he had a mosquito in the cheek. Then I start laughing like crazy unbeable to explain the reason I did it.
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#642
One of the scumbags I meet few years ago asked once for a razor gilette to shave his legs to go football ( soccer ) then used all my hair muse and his hair looked like it was licked by a cow then talked to himself in the mirror : I'm pretty - don't I ? Lol
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#643
She didn't know who Bill Murray was.
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#644
He had a small cock & always came in 14-28 seconds (yes i counted several times) i forgave that cause i got myself off after he went to bed...LOL but he smoked like 11 joints a day, was soooo f*cking lazy, especially when i needed him to help me w/ something! But the kicker was when i shaved his ass crack & noticed his asshole was huge, like a gay "bottom" kinda huge! He was also a drunk & said he was lying to me & didn't love me anymore...i gypsy cursed him & his life is shit now! 😎 WINNING 😎
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#645
I went on a tinder date this one and only time. 1st date with this guy was pretty normal, we had coffee, went for a drive. 2nd date though... He invited me to go for drinks with a group of friends and I agreed. He picks me up with his friend in the car, everyone else bails on our way to the bar so it's just the three of us. We have half a beer (he made me pay) then drove us to his house to watch a movie. He went to bed 20 minutes later. His buddy had to drive me home at 3am.. Ghosted him after.
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#646
I had girlfriend but I broke up with because she talked to the person I hate most found out late that she was cheating on me with that person
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#647
Dated this hot girl from the office who i met in our office pantry. The sex was great. But then i found out she has a long time bf, and no one in the office knew about it. Not sure if i would be happy about it what.. Broke it off with her when she told not to reply to her facebook account bec it might someone else. Her facebook sent me a message, turned out it was her long time bf. Told him i fucked her girl. And walked away..
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#648
4 months into the relationship, my first Valentine's gift was a ring.
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#649
I once was seeing a guy and I had asked I'm a question it was a simple question about if he was ever wanting to get a place of his own instead of living with his sister and he had the nerve to dumb me for asking a simple question after saying don't ask such dumb questions , like what the f*ck can't ask any questions to get to be in a more committed relationship ok, bye loader .I walk out and started to find me a ride out of there to the other side of the state .
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#650
We were in 10th grade, and he cheated on our chemistry test. Dishonesty? Always a deal breaker. Good job 15 year old me.
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#651
I once broke up with a guy because he would always get upset if I was playing Call Of Duty with him
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#652
He held his sandwich weird. It's like he would hold it like a t Rex and swoop it to his mouth around the side. It made me crazy.
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#653
I got rid of my bf because every time we finished having sex he would say "well that was a bit naughty" he had to go...
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#654
He told me that his ex cheated on him , so in revenge ,he arranged for some of his friends to gang rape her, he acted like he forgave her,invited her to his house and while they were making out five of his friends burst in on them and attacked the poor girl,and then afterwards he still liked her but didn't want to date her publicly because he thought those same friends would make fun of him for dating the girl they pulled a train on.
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#655
I once dated this guy who was gorgeous. However, I couldn't get over his voice. I mean, how can someone look like that and sound exactly like Donald Duck?!?!
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#656
I was dating a guy for a while and told him I couldn't see him for 1 week because of my exams, and once over I would take him out to celebrate. He wasn't happy, said I was lying and he would find sex elsewhere
Fast forward to the end of the week and him not taking to me, I got a txt saying sorry and that he saw his cousin who was also busy with exams and he knew now I wasn't lying and would take me back. I told him to F off, if he needs others to verify if I'm really busy and stressed
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#657
He told me he was in love with me after only a week of "dating" (more texting than hanging out in person) then freaked out when I didn't say it back.
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#658
We had been in a relationship for about 7 months. I got pregnant. We were both excited after the initial shock wore off. But the day I went to get my ultrasound to see how far along I was, I had a miscarriage. 2 weeks later he broke up with me saying that I was acting different, that it had been 2 weeks and my hormones should be back to normal. Like wtf do you know about hormones? Later I found out that I had chlamydia & he accused me of cheating. I Had never cheated, just not tested before.
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#659
My boyfriend broke up with the girl he dated before me because she took him home and he refused to enter her room because the smell was so bad. Turns out she shits and pisses in a bucket because she doesn't like her new step dad. Her full grown dog was also only partially potty trained.(she saw no problem w this) and after cleaning her room with friends they found dead rodents and bugs in her room, also having to evict the living ones. Grody af.
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#660
She gave head like an alligator I had bite marks for a month.
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