Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#601
I was 8, he was 10. All went fine, we met every day at our fence, talking, playing - he brought me candy. It was awesome! But one day, he invited me to have lunch with his family. That was just too sudden and serious for me. So I broke up with him right there and then.
2points
#602
He ate a boiled egg then smiled at me. I can no longer date someone who eats boiled eggs.
2points
#603
He constantly had boogers in his nose. Final straw was when he breathed too hard, and one of them fell out and landed on my arm. Couldn't get the image out of my head, and dumped him a couple weeks later.
2points
#604
I met this beautiful blonde girl while working a catering gig in Manhattan, we hit it off really well. So I asked her if she wanted to go out, have some drinks, maybe smoke a little herb... She's down so we go out the next night. The subject of what we did last weekend came up, I started talking about how me and my best friend hung out and played video games. Then she went on a rant talking about how videogames are a waste of time.. Game over for me. Silence the rest of the night.
2points
#605
I once had a boyfriend who wore too small of tshirts. I didnt notice it really, at first, until people started pointing it out. After that, its all I could see! When he raised his hand, his stomach would show. Eventually soon after, I broke up with him but made up a different reason. I didnt have the heart to tell him the truth about his baby tees.
2points
#606
We were out for a drive, and he was driving, when I pointed out a gas price that I saw (around when it was getting back down to around $2/gallon). He turns to me and goes "Oh, is that expensive? I don't really ever think about that." He was working class, like me, and about 3 or 4 years older than me, in his mid 20's. It might've been a little shallow, but to me that made him seem way too immature and naïve for me.
2points
#607
His hands were too soft. Like, softer than any hands I'd ever felt on a man or woman. And he supposedly worked construction. I couldn't do it.
2points
#608
The situation is ridiculous, the reason totally justifiable. I'd been seeing him for a few weeks and we were spending the weekend camping and canoeing with a group of his friends. That night I noticed he had lice in his almost buzz-cut hair. The drive home was awkward and never spoke to him again.
2points
#609
Long story short, his friend ended up calling the police on him for trying to kill himself by jumping into oncoming traffic.
A few days later, I went to visit him at the mental hospital with his mom. The two of us stopped for lunch first where she told me "I know you two aren't going to end up staying together forever, would you mind breaking it off while he's in the mental hospital? It'd be better that way."
Well.. That wasn't my plan, but I loved his mom. So I did.
A few days later, I went to visit him at the mental hospital with his mom. The two of us stopped for lunch first where she told me "I know you two aren't going to end up staying together forever, would you mind breaking it off while he's in the mental hospital? It'd be better that way."
Well.. That wasn't my plan, but I loved his mom. So I did.
2points
#610
His dog was unbearable and impolite.
2points
#611
Dated a guy that thought every sex session was a marathon...that required multiple breaks in order to "last longer." Ain't nobody got time for that. My vagina is much happier now.
2points
#612
Darmed a guy and one day I realized he looked like Mr. Crocker off of The Fairly OddParents. Just couldn't get the image out of my head.
2points
#613
My Ex-Girlfriend's house used to smell like latex, whole house. The bar soap that they used in their bathroom smelled so strongly of latex that the smell of sex didn't even surface. But still I couldn't handle it
2points
#614
I was set up on a blind date, this guy shows up in a Subaru Brat. Ugly,wanna be truck, with seats in the bed. After dinner he says to me, "do you mind if we stop by my house for a minute." I'm thinking OK......? I go in to his house, because I really did not want to be in that ugly, truck thing and in his living room,larger than life was a full size shrine built to honor the Beatles. I told him I was sick and went home.
2points
#615
He came over one night and had lobster breath..
2points
#616
This is what happened, I accepted a friend request on Facebook not knowing who it was. Turns out that's her ex and she gave my name to him. I unfriended him and she rather got mad at me. So I walked away
2points
#617
Someone actually broke up with me før the stupidest reason. We were in a relationship and she says to me (I think I was about 8 around this time) "You know how people in secondary have boyfriends and girlfriends? I think we should be like that." (Suggesting we break up) in the next 3 weeks she had another boyfriend and went through alot more that year. Still don't know why I felt bad.
2points
#618
He got me flowers once and asked me every day for 3 week a how they were, broke with him after that
2points
#619
Brothers best friend and I dated when I was 15. He broke up with me bc he promised my brother we wouldn't have sex and when I was ready for the next step he ended it without telling me the reason. Just recently found out that was the reason why.
2points
#620
We were together for almost two years and had many isssues I was willing to work on and fix. The final straw for me though was the fact that he would squeeze and twist toothpaste and anything else that came in a tube. I would constantly flatten them and push the product to the top just to find them all mangled hours later. I couldn't understand how he lived so savagely.
2points