Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#541
On the same day he asked me out, not only did he say that he liked another girl as well as me and that it was complicated, but he also asked me what couples do. After he got no answer being as startled as I was, he searched it on wikihow. The relationship was over before it even started. Needless to say it was raining and cold.
3points
#542
Went to try and date this girl i was working with at the time and found out she couldnt decide on anything at all.. She needed her friends and moms opinion on everything before she did it.. dates, food, clothes, couldnt make a decision for herself to save her own life, probably would have to have someone elses opinion..
3points
#543
He's married to multiple women and has a plethora of small children. He would not acknowledge any of them. His wives messaged me constantly afterwards. They each honestly believe that he's telling them the truth and that he doesn't have multiple wives/children. Some people are pathetic and desperate.
3points
#544
He would get outrageously angry that people mistook him as my dad. He made too big of a deal out of it.
3points
#545
He'd chew on some rice at a fancy buffet then spit it out onto the plate and think it was funny. He'd then continue to do this while making noises and hide it under a napkin.
We're about to get into college.
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nope
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3points
#546
I couldn't hear her on the phone. Urged her to speak up many times, but said she was speaking at a reasonable volume. Yeah, for a mouse maybe. We got back together then I broke up with her again on homecoming cuz I thought she was pregnant and it scared the shit out of me. Freshman are stupid.. I swear I'm not a piece of shit I was young and scared
3points
#547
2 guys I broke up with. The first guy wanted to move in with 2 single girls and didn't see anything wrong with that. The second one started calling my roommate behind my back and HE didn't see anything wrong with it, either. Neither did she. I got rid of both the guy and the roommate in that case.
3points
#548
One guy I broke up with because I told him how much I loved this band and I joked that it was my religion. He was a mormon and told me I was a stupid whore and had no idea about religion. I broke up with him and he proceeded to text my mom shit about me. His ego was crushed apparently.
Second guy told me I wasn't allowed to wear shorts. In over 100 degree weather. You don't tell me what to wear, especially in summer. Dumped him and blocked him on social media.
Second guy told me I wasn't allowed to wear shorts. In over 100 degree weather. You don't tell me what to wear, especially in summer. Dumped him and blocked him on social media.
3points
#549
He thought he was superior to everyone else. He couldn't even spell correctly and hadn't finished high school. He also was unemployed when we met and while looking for his first job ever (he was 20) he would reject any low class jobs that hired. For some reason thought he deserved to be a manager. This pissed me off loads.
3points
#550
He had long hair, which didn't really bother me that much. What did bother me was that he only washed it about once a month! Even worse when we started living together. He then demanded that I had to wash his hair for him. What kind of a grown up man can't wash his own hair?!
3points
#551
Was in a relationship over 3 years untill he broke up. He'd write every day with many girls I know (also friends of mine) so it was totally alright for me. Also he claimed he's not attracted at all to any single one of them.Found out that he fucked every single girl some even while our relationship. Also 2 friends of mine who consoled me after the very painfull breakup.
3points
#552
I once had a girlfriend for a month she then told me that she pregnant and the baby is mine and i though she had a few loose bolts in the head because we didnt have any sex at all so you that was funny to explain
3points
#553
We were going out for about two weeks when he willingly told me that he was only five inches. Which isn't a problem, it was the fact that he was too afraid to kiss me. I'd go to make the move and he'd shy away. He walked up to me and a friend the next day and I just looked at him without saying a word then proceeded to walk away and we never talked again. I guess we didn't "officially" break up.
3points
#554
The girl I lost my virginity to faked a pregnancy because she thought she was losing me. I only found out that it was fake after she told one of my closest friends that she knew wasn't pregnant, and expected her not to tell me. She did. I ended it.
In her defense I guess, I did start dating said friend like 3 months later...
3points
#555
I once dated a guy for a few months. He was really desperate for a family of his own and kept asking me to move in and telling me he wanted to have kids with me. I was 17 so clearly I was not ready for that. He started getting really obsessive and accused me of cheating, causing an argument where I ended up walking out. He drove after me and drove the car on to the sidewalk blocking my way. I go around the car and he hits me with it. He said he was trying to "stop me from leaving". Did not work.
3points
#556
Every time he said my name he whined it. Every. Time.
3points
#557
I was 11 and he was a total b*tch. He said he was my boyfriend but in front of his friends, I was just friend. He also treated me like dirt and touched me in places while we were in school. I told the administration, he got suspended for a month and has never looked me in the eye since. HA!
3points
#558
He started talking to my mum, it was okay at first but then it turned out to the point that they became like bestfriends. They then secretly talk behind my back where he would basically tell my mum all my secrets.
3points
#559
He broke up with me on Valentine's day all in front of his friends, and told me that he broke up with me because he barely knew me. Later I found out that he asked one of my close friend out (who said no and that she barely knew him 😂😂) Instant karma.
3points
#560
he would fart all the time! and they smelled so bad like rotten eggs. he wouldn't even try to walk away or anything. we'd be eating at a restuarant or hanging out with friends and bam the smell was so gross and it was so obvious it was him too he never apologized or anything just pretended it didn't happen. he did it while I was breaking up with him too..in his car with the windows up.
3points