Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you're looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you'll feel like you're dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up for, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
Compiled by Bored Panda, the stories below contain some of the funniest and most bizarre reasons that people have decided breaking up with somebody. It also includes some legendary breaking up quotes that you could definitely use as your own if need be. Let us know which one of the 'reasons why' is the best, and if you've had a funny or odd story ending a relationship then don't forget to add it to the list below! And if browsing through this list, you'll think that being single forever is the way to go, don't worry as there's always a weirdo just for you!
#521
Went out a few times and went back to his place to mess around. Turns out, He shaved his body----arms, legs, chest, and apparently, his back as well. I knew because there was stubble EVERYWHERE. Total turn off. Left. Ghosted him. Blocked him. Haven't regretted it even though he was a really nice guy. That stubble tho......ew. Makes me shudder to think about the full body scratch that gave me!!
3points
#522
A guy I'd been dating for a while. We went out to eat with my best friend. He got made because i didn't cause a scene at the resturaunt and 'defend' him because she voiced her opinion and he didn't like it.
3points
#523
We were out to eat on a patio with no other tables out there. He was wearing a button up with a t-shirt under it. He was hot but he couldn't just take the button up off he had to go to the restroom to do it. It was the last straw, he was just too uptight for me.
3points
#524
I'm a nurse, and he was a sales associate. Once, he told me he hoped a patient died on me. This came from the dude that legitimately boohoo cried over having to work at a Sketcher's.
3points
#525
We werenin middle school and i had never recieved oral sex. I had dated this girl a couple times before and we were hanging out in the mall. We end up going in to a JcPenny changing room where eventually she gives me head, 5 minutes in we got nervous and left before i finished. The next day my phone was bombarded because she thought i had gotten her pregnant from oral sex. I kid you not.
3points
#526
One girl did crossfit. Ended it before she explained what her workout of the day was. Then, one girl was obviously just trying to get me to be her kids new dad. I asked, "who is your fav singer?" She said, "I dunno, you?" I responded which was followed by, "yeah, that's mine too." Happened several more times. Bye. One girl borrowed my Insanity workout dvds. She got back together with her ex. She wouldn't give me the DVDs back. When they broke up, she tried to hook up with me again. Got dvds. Bye
3points
#527
I once dated a guy a few years ago. He was ok. We went to my favourite pizza parlor and then we watched a comedy movie. As I was going home he asked out of the blue if I can just book a hotel room. My house is just 30 mins away. I said no. I had enough when he didn't even bother smoking in front of me. All of his second hand smoke is going on my direction. He asked for a second date but I said no.
3points
#528
He was a picky eater but not the kind that "oh i dont like tomatos" no no. He did not eat fish, veggies, fruit, nuts, berries, mushrooms, cheese or grains. He was 23years old and would trow a screaming tantrum in a restaurant if they put anything other than meat/chicken and potatos/rice om the plate. I went out with him for 1/2 year because I thought it might go away if he begun trust me. Also his mother was a glutenfree vegan and he was a non-drinker...
3points
#529
Meet a guy dressed as batman at comiccon (I was dressed as classic PoisonIvy). We hit it off and 2 month in and he invited me to his home. Got there, in the middle of nowhere, and found out he was living in his mother's basement in a room decorated as a shrine for batman(even the bed!). It would have been kinda cool if not that he had asked be to take my Ivycostume it with me on the visit just to ask me to on site to have cosplay sex with him (Asking about babies.)
Found his waifu lost his waifu
Found his waifu lost his waifu
3points
#530
He would full on, tongue down throat, kiss me every time I was upset or said something he didn't want to hear, just to shut me up. It was so irritating and a huge turn off.
3points
#531
We met in a local pub and after 7 weeks of going out he had practically moved in. He called me at work one day and said he had a huge favour to ask, and could Laura, his ex, stay on my sofa for a few days while she found a place to stay. He said she's such a lovely girl and just needs a helping hand for a couple of nights. In shock, I asked why she was in prison, and he said oh she tried to burn down her parents house while they were sleeping but she was depressed back then, she's fine now.
3points
#532
Dated a guy who had been in an accident, he was really lazy alcoholic with no ambitions, and he prided himself on his settlement money and drinking all day, well the last straw was when he didn't do something he would say I just do life half assed and bare his ass, which was deformed as fuck because of his accident. Still hate him.
3points
#533
He was quite a bit older than me, and we'd been dating a couple of months. We were meeting up at union square (NYC). He rocked up in a pair of leather pants!!!!
Not wanting to be rude, I tried to ignore them as he squeaked along the pavement beside me. We went in to tower records, and just to add insult to injury, he got his wallet stuck in the damn things as he went to pay. I just walked off. Never saw him again.
Not wanting to be rude, I tried to ignore them as he squeaked along the pavement beside me. We went in to tower records, and just to add insult to injury, he got his wallet stuck in the damn things as he went to pay. I just walked off. Never saw him again.
3points
#534
"People tell me I look like Iron Man." and "Do you believe in fate?" and he was a SHIT kisser, like, it was really f*cking weird. He also drove really aggressively (tailgating, engine revving, etc). It was our first and last date.
3points
#535
His hands were so cold it legitimately hurt to hold his had. Which he liked to do often.
3points
#536
I once broke up with a guy for morning knowing the difference between their, there and they're.. One of my biggest deal breakers..
3points
#537
Everytime we would go out to eat; no matter how many times I would tell him to get food, he would say he wasn't hungry. I would order my food, we would get home and he would help himself to my food. Couldn't take it; even if he got his own food he would eat his and then continue onto mine. Grossed me out
3points
#538
While having sex he would only say ''Fuck yeah...'' Over and over again.
3points
#539
I use to work with this pretty attractive guy, and just coming back onto the dating scene after a 2 year relationship, I thought what the hell. So I picked him up, drove to smashburger, ended up having a discounted meal because my best friend worked there, and paid for both of us, didn't split, hell he acted like I owed it to him. But the worse part is he proceeded to tell me about his dream to create nano technology that if taken by the wrong person, could take over the world. Last and only date
3points
#540
He broke up with me after 3 weeks because he realised he "liked to watch tv alone". Okay?
3points